Ryan

Ryan is a complicated guy. He’s hard to read and you’ll never understand him. Ryan is a great friend and will always be there for you but he isn’t as innocent as he looks. He’s very tall, blonde hair, brown eyes and is really really sweet. He looks and acts as if he’s really innocent but once you start speaking to him and he tells you the things he’s done… OH MY!! you won’t even believe it.

I’m gonna be such a Ryan at this party tonight

Imagine being called Ryan… you’re too lucky!

by Someone took me name July 23, 2021

Ryan

The kid that everyone calls gay for no reason. Ryan isn't gay. Or maybe he is and is now pressured to tell people because they call him gay as an insult. He had like 8 girlfriends in middle school alone, and his close friends remind him every day. His friends who are gay defend him, but other people still insult him. His friends in school who made fake youtube channels made a show about him, but he never watched it because the school year ended.

Person one: Look at Ryan, he's so gay.
Person two: Stop saying that about him, what if he isn't?

by youvealreadywrittendefinitions June 9, 2021

Ryan

Ryan is a cretin with a devil's wisdom. He lanky and smooth. I once saw him punch a cop in the buttocks. Ryan also makes the best baby boi friend ever. If he loves you, you will know you are truly cherished. If he's sleepy let him chill. But always down for an adventure into the unknown. A scornful dreamer with a dreamers eyes in a dream. Crimes only when necessary. Usually angel vibes and taurus pastures. Mess with the bull, get the horns am i rite?

Gurl 1: oh no, i got glass in me feet!
They 1: tell Ryan~ he's so so nice!
Thing 2: please shut up

by 2muchKava4U June 16, 2021

Ryan

Be like ryan 🤷🏼 ♀️!! Gay and funny, a bit bald but hey we love him just the way he is <3

Loves kpop, drawing n shit 🤨
Be like a ryan and dance to twice and other group

“omg WHOS that gay kid that loves kpop?”
“Oh that’s ryan!”

by JIHYO August 7, 2022

Ryan

similar to the Shane but gayer, and they name Ryan

person 1: faggot
Ryan: ok

by fart nigga penis faggot March 17, 2022

Ryan

A very funny friend who has a great sense of humour (that might be a bit offensive at times)

Warning Ryan might sound racist and/or homophobic and/or sexist but that’s just there humour

by I giv zuk March 22, 2022

Ryan

A hot guy. Very very hot. Kind of an asshole but like in the hottest way possible. But unfortunately, the sex doesn’t live up to its potential. He lasts 30 secs max.

Girl: Did you really just cum in 30 seconds?

Ryan: Sorry. I’m a Ryan what did you expect.

by hotelboston April 2, 2022