Ruby Barker. A girl who, although may look unavailable and closed off at first, is a massive softy and a total god damn simp. She rambled utter nonsense most of the time but... you tend to forget because her ramblings are amusing and melodically entrancing. Her smile from her pale pink lips could easily kill anyone. She has the deepest forest green eyes that seem to scream “I am scared of nothing this world throws at me... exCEPT FOR INSECTS THEY WILL FUCK UP YOIR DAY.”
“Have you seen her? What’s her name?”
“Well, I heard some people call her Bee. But with a laugh that intoxicating, she’s definitely Ruby Barker.”
“Well, I heard some people call her Bee. But with a laugh that intoxicating, she’s definitely Ruby Barker.”
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Get the ruby miller mug.A "Rob Ruby" is a STD that causes massive swelling of the male testicles which then resemble the large red jewels, henceforth the name "Rob Ruby." The name dates back to the late 1890s after the first well established case, after a young English tailor (named Robert Rubiford) who was well known for his frequent visits to brothels. At one time Rubiford claimed to have boned over 800 prostitutes. Many historians believe that this is what eventually led to the creation of the disease. Though modern cases only have the male's genitals swell to two or three times it regular size, accounts of Rubiford's swelling claim that his testicles grew to over three feet in diameter.
My doctor told me I have Rob Ruby yesterday. He prescribed a cream, but he still told me that there will be some swelling.
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Hey! Did you remember to drink your Ruby Breakfast this morning?
Nah, not this morning. I got my Ruby Breakfast at the crack of dawn this morning.
Nah, not this morning. I got my Ruby Breakfast at the crack of dawn this morning.
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