romanticifuckation

the process of romanticizing a girl until the dick is embedded deeply into the nearest vagina.

Phillip used his experience in romanticifuckation to get the really hot girl from out of town to go down on him.

by COZNER June 16, 2009

romantic like dandruff

Not romantic at all

GUY ON DATE: I don't kiss. It's not healthy. It spreads bacteria.
LADY ON DATE: You're romantic like dandruff.

LADY: My husband bought me an exercise machine and an electronic calorie counter for Valentine's
FRIEND: Romantic like dandruff

by Sparkina67 January 20, 2011

romanticalness

when someone does something out of love or you have to describe your mate's behavior in a loving situation.

What happened to the romanticalness
in a relationship?

by Odette19 September 27, 2011

romantiphage

Someone who eats love.

Hey now! That's offensive to romantiphages everywhere.

by 200X!! August 1, 2011

roasting the turtle

verb; action

1. smoking cannabis out a bowl

2. to get high

Thomas: Yo mate, me and Charlie are going to be roasting the turtle, want to join in?

Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.

by kingoflimbs August 3, 2012

romantipacking

A weekend getaway for you and your significant other when you hike in a scenic place such as the Shenandoah Valley or Blue Ridge Mountains, pitch a tent and fuck all weekend.

"Yo Fred!! When you take Christine Romantipacking this weekend, you better bring some lube!"

by Tippy Lippy July 9, 2014

romantically obligated

The requirement to do something against your will for your significant other out of love or because that person will have sex with you. A sense of duty to the booty

"Sorry I can't come over to watch the ball game; I'm romantically obligated to visit the in-laws."

by Patrickdcrowley August 5, 2014