FULL ON RETARD

When someone is so ridiculously stupid, and cannot handle even the simple things.

Did you hear about President Trump, he's a full on retard.

by MM7000 November 2, 2018

Dumb Fucking Retard

Dumb Fucking Retard.

When someone is so dumb and so retarded, the only way you can properly describe their lack of cognitive ability is by calling them a dumb fucking retard.

Peter: My bitcoin wallet got corrupted and all my bitcoin is gone!
Everyone: Just use the seed phrase to recover the funds and transfer them to a new wallet.
Peter: What's a seed phrase?
Everyone: Wow Peter, you're a dumb fucking retard.

by DopeEffect January 19, 2020

jeongins.lost.retainer

One of the funniest and best stray kids fan accounts on insta! The earth they walk on is instantly blessed underneath them!

“Wow that’s a great reel! Who posted it?”

“Jeongins.lost.retainer of course!!!”

by Hans bakery July 2, 2021

retard

The person that is always in the corner of shame

HAHA that retard is in the corner of shame again!

by Purewaterdrinking July 20, 2018

fat retard

Big moron, large and not very bright.

"She's a fat retard"

by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003

high functioning retard

a person who is mentally retarded, but can be propped up through staged appearances in limited contexts and posed in a variety of situations. High functioning attributes include an ability to overreact to real or imagined threats, denial through distraction and frequent changes of subject. May serve as cover to con-schemes when place in position of authority. Has no self awareness and therefore no ability to feel shame or guilt. Overconfidence is mistaken for strength in people with this disability. Religion is often cited in order to maintain cohesiveness and order. HFR's in positions of power attract highly loyal Sheeple followers. HFR's tend to live the paradox of the self guided puppet, yet require input from non HFR's for their material.

George W. Bush is both the commander in cheif and the poster boy for all high functioning retards.

by overqui December 9, 2008

retalitarded

Adjective describing a person or action taken in retaliation which is excessive for the circumstances.

Drunk guy A: "That cheddar dick over there just bumped into me. I think I'm going to throw my beer bottle into the back of his head when I am done drinking it."

Drunk guy B: "Don't be retalitarded. It was clearly an accident, fuckmunch."

by broadwaytonker April 18, 2009