rectal excrement

To defecate, or shit out of the ass!!

dear lord, thats a gooey rectal excrement made by timmy??!!!

by Vanrick August 12, 2007

Raftag

Very weird, strange, dodgy person who no one really trusts or you need to be careful around.

that guy is such a raftag

by chloenola June 19, 2008

rectal paste

shit

I bet he left some rectal paste in his tighty whiteys when that bus almost side-swiped him!

by Zoie Snow January 24, 2009

rectanglelationship

Involves 4 people within none are happy. All of the their affections are misdirected. Much more complicated and destructive than a love triangle.

Me: I like Jason but he likes Emily who likes Mike who likes me! This rectanglelationship sucks!

by JessicaBlogs July 24, 2009

Rectanus

Rectum and Anus.

I'm not sure if it was my rectum or my anus. So I'll just call it my Rectanus.

by Lizzie01832 December 11, 2009

rectal bombing

taking it in the ass from a ton of torpedo like dicks that all explode in you. afterward, you feel an ass massacre

That rectal bombing I took last night cannot be good for my health. I'm so sore and I'm shitting out so much cum.

by docwhoomph July 13, 2010

rectal dentistry

The act of making a task abundantly overcomplicated or inserting many more steps than are conceivably necessary by approaching the task from completely the wrong angle.

John needed to boil some water, but, in a fit of rectal dentistry, rather than microwave his cup filled with water from the tap, opted to microwave ice cubes from the freezer.

by psylicon July 20, 2010