Hughan's First Law of Reality

If they could, why wouldnt they?

When someone does something that only benefits them at the expense of others, they are following Hughan's First Law of Reality.

Rick: Dam, Horizon Wireless fucked me in the ass with these charges for international travel.

Matty: If they could, why wouldn't they, thats Hughan's First Law of Reality.

by mwallace2202 February 03, 2025

Reality Breaking

A situation where reality is tending to bend and is corrupting.

THIS IS SO REALITY BREAKING

by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022

Reality Pirate

An investigator of reality who regards the brain as a universal vessel and knowledge as booty.

Albert Einstein and Alan Watts are both fine examples of reality pirates.

by theoldcrow January 13, 2012

Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you

The phrase a person who has no interest in reality tv tells the person who does have interest in reality tv that they have feelings for them. It's a genuinely sweet gesture with no expectation for love making. It's just so that the person will be near the other.

Ashley: "Hey, I know you don't like cooking shows, but there's a finale on tonight. Would you like to watch it with me?"
Michael: "Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you. I'll watch anything as long as I am near you. I care deeply about you."
Ashley: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"

by von groovy June 29, 2024

VR (virtual reality)

The one thing your parents wont get because it's wayy too expensive.

Mom/dad, I want the VR (virtual reality) so badly!1!!!!!111!

by helloiamsean April 19, 2022

jaded reality

A reality that is made up based on ones own opinions, usually confused with what is real.

Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.

by Sarah steves ex November 13, 2015

personalized reality

A design and constructed reality which filters out negative media messages, negative people, and applies the Ten Commandments, the Golden Rule, and other Christian principles. It is more efficient, more honest, and respects and considers the individuals far more than the mainstream reality does.

I am living in a "personalized reality" which filters out negative media messages, negative people, bad habits, poisonous food, and applies most of the Christian principles, starting with the Ten Commandments and the Golden Rule to create a more efficient, more honest reality which respects people more.

by but for July 30, 2020