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Jesus radical

A jesus radical is someone who incesantly speaks of all things relating to jesus and how good they are. They may not believe or worship jesus but they feel the need to spread the word of him in a mocking manner.
Betty: Jesus Loves You!
Roy: Really? How so?
Betty: He loves all the "special" people. (muahahaha)


Roy: Why does my life suck so bad?
Roy: I can't even get a date!
Roy: I'm an 18 yr old virgin! I'll never get laid!
Betty: Jesus hates you!
Roy: I thought you said he loved me?
Betty: Not today he doesn't! You're a fat lard!

Betty: I love Jesus!
Roy: Why do you ALWAYS talk about Jesus!?!
Betty: Cuz he has muscular thieghs, and I just,...I just want to lick barbeQ sauce off 'em!!
Roy: You're one sick fucker!
Betty: Mmmmm,... You know it! I love me some jesus!!
by Omar Muhamid May 18, 2005
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Radical Centrist

Someone who, when discussing the issue of politics, believes that both (or all) sides of the political spectrum are equally bad and imcompitent in every way. This is often caused by a lack of political knowledge, the lack of care towards politics as a whole, or propaganda used to make a political party look worse than it actually is.

In contrast, traditional centrists vote for who they believe is a better candidate regardless of political position and use nuance and reasoning to determine who is worse.
Jimmy claimed he would not vote during this election because "both candidates are equally bad" despite one wanting to make billionaires pay more taxes and the other being extremely racist and sexist. It's pretty clear who's worse, he's just a radical centrist.
by anonymous September 12, 2021
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Radicool

The combination of the words "radical" and "cool", as used by the Schultz girls. It does not replace "radical" and "cool", it only better describes something that is over-radical and over-cool. The word is used only occasionally to show utmost approval of something, and should not be perverted with overuse.
Man, its so hard to get a job with that company. That's radicool.
by Kevin September 11, 2004
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radicalism

outmoded cultural philosophy expounded by boring old academics, spin doctors and business leaders
We have maintained our radicalism for thirty years!
by Clayton July 14, 2003
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radicalbamboozle

T.O.M., Can be used to insult
"Are you on your radicalbamboozle?"
"You're a radicalbamboozle!"
by sexy mo mo June 25, 2008
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radicawesome

a mix between radical and awesome that makes a synergy of amazingness
"That concert was radicawesome!"
by nickjo December 9, 2008
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