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ranch sandwich

The act of jizzing on 2 slices of bread and feeding it to your own mother.
by Linguini da sauce February 14, 2017
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ham ranch

An internet organization made up of a group of friends from all around the world. Sensational on Instagram, Youtube, and Reddit ham ranch brings amazing entertainment for people who enjoy all kinds of things.
I wish I had a friend group like ham ranch”
by ham ranch November 11, 2020
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Ranch

To ejaculate, used most often in conjunction with Lettuce
John: Last night I spread ranch all over Amy's lettuce.

Mike: Nice man!
by Charkuma August 29, 2018
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ranch dipper

A Country or southern girl who acts ratchet and sleeps around with who ever she can skank When she goes to the bar, she hopes to get double dipped,by two guys she's a ranchdipper
Did you see the girl Lauren on party down south 2? She's a ranch dipper.
by Vincenzo925 October 9, 2015
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double of ranch

Double entendre of 'Dab of Ranch' terminology. Refers to the British Columbia government. Inspired by the Major Lazer song 'Know No Better'. The BC Government is renowned for corruption and incompetence.

Liberals are formed by entitled far right wing retirees that identifying with high net worth while being low net worth. Leadership is comprised of freemasons of lower intelligence. Dr Crusty Clark and Drk Gurdass Campbell are recent. No enlightened leadership since WAC Bennett. This party collaborates with the freemasons, mafia, ethnic interests that are easily duped, and entitled retirees on fixed income pensions. The freemasons consistently engage in economic corruption for personal gain. It is customary for these them to be within zero degrees of separation with drug dealers, bikers, and police through the cult. Deep within the mountains of the Okanagan Valley, there exists an Illuminati that rigs the election from West Kelowna. Similar to the Nazi uprising in Austria.

NDP party has a fiscal policy that is Not Directly Proportional to reality. These guys and gals smoke ganja, unionize, grow pony tails, and empty the provincial coffers via fiscal munchies. Able to swing the vote via disenfranchised underemployed (basically 80% of immigrants in BC) labour.

BC is run by Vancouver. Hong Kong runs Vancouver. The Triads, with the People's Liberation Army, run Hong Kong. So BC is run by the world's most dangerous and well organized terrorist organization with govt support.
I saw Gordon Campbell at Kelowna Airport the other day. Double of ranch he was upgrading to a BMW at Budget rental car before heading to the lodge.
by realist the December 4, 2017
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Ranch Retard

Someone who is commonly found with a good amount of ranch on their person.
Damn Bella, you're a ranch retard
by ranchretardation March 16, 2024
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Ranch hand special

A girl that hangs out in rural bars trying to either pick up dudes or get drunk on some poor guys dollar. She's a predator.
Hey man, you better be careful. That girl is a real ranch hand special.
by BasketCase307 August 12, 2018
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