Fighting the rooster

When a male is masturbating for a long period of time that it makes him tired and or sore.

Man I was fighting the rooster last night. Now it hurts...

by AnderTheEnderWolf October 20, 2017

Rooster Dump

When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.

Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.

by Koknballz May 17, 2017

rooster hag

a busted street walker.

man, I'm too broke for the titty bar, let's just scoop up a rooster hag.

by bishopballs June 8, 2017

Rooster

Someone who is always on the pull

K: Oi you mans who's on the roost?
mates: ......
K: Oi you mans I said who's on the roost!
Mates: K.I.
K: Yes Blud
mates: You rooster

by Guantanamo9 December 2, 2017

rooster purse

It is a way to subtly call someone a cock bag in public. Or a way to speak the phrase "cock bag" as if using a rooster and hand bag emoji.

OMG, Bob is such a Rooster Purse!

by jaxombie February 19, 2017

rooster

An incredibly annoying wake up call

Argh my rooster woke up again

by Dylzah3931 May 18, 2016

Nasty Rooster

Hangin' ballskin over your old lady's nose. Followed by the proclamation, "Cockle doodle-doo!" Usually designated for men with loose nuts.

"Lay down bitch, the Nasty Rooster is comin' in.

by Patio Of Ideas October 2, 2012