Acne Pubehead

A word class footballer who tends to never date girls his age he has the heading ability of Ryan mason and has spots the colour of my infected genitles. His pube curled hair drips with grease everytime he shags his dwarf 3 year old girlfriend

oh hey look at that acne pubehead
wow look over there mother I spot a couple of acne pubeheads

by e7 destroyer February 24, 2018

relationship pubes

An act of neglect in the most important of areas shortly after entering into a new relationship.

‘You’ve got a decent set of relationship pubes there mate.’
‘I know, new Mrs. Haven’t manscaped for a while.’

by Maxim11 June 9, 2018

Fallopian Pubes

A religious accomplishment achieved when a man gives a woman such a deep and thorough dicking, that at least one or more of his pubes dislodges from his pelvis, and jets its way past the vulva, cervex, and uterus up into a woman’s Fallopian tubes.

“Johnathan ravaged me last night! I think he gave me fallopian pubes. Dinner for one at the hairy egg farm!”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

fanta pubes

a ginger person

"shut it, fanta pubes!"

by dickcheesemmm January 3, 2022

Mexican pube check

When you chop a bunch of jalapeños and then accidentally touch your dick and balls.

Man I accidentally gave myself a Mexican pube check while I was making lunch!

by oltigod June 18, 2022

The Longest Pube

The most annoying or worst person out of a particularly bad group.

I heard that Becky was totally being the longest pube at the eco group meeting yesterday

by The Chodester June 6, 2013

ignite my pubes

Something that excites you or that you enjoy. It is also common to use the negative form to describe something you do not like.

Guy 1: Hey did you watch the new season of House of Cards?
Guy 2: No. I'm not really a fan of the show. It really doesn't ignite my pubes.

by pensfan044 March 12, 2014