Poontoons

Colloquial term for Hentai

“Hey man, I’ve really gotten into poontoons lately”

“That’s cool. The animation is good, but I prefer the real thing”

by Eden the Magnificent October 22, 2017

Proctopsychologist

A call center agent who spends 8 hours a day listening to assholes with problems.

I am fucking pissed off about my bill, I am going to call my proctopsychologist at xyz mobility.

by flyboi737 March 10, 2018

Pronouncacation

Pronounce

U need to go to a pronouncacation class

by Kasiyah August 13, 2018

Porntortionist

A contortionist that does porn

“Hey, I’ve got a new kink. I think porntortionists are gonna be the new hottest thing.”

by ThatOneNibbaJay May 2, 2019

proctored exam

A monitored academic assessment. Everyone over 50 should have a proctored exam as a preventative educational check-up.

Proctored exams are administered by proctologists, who are tasked with being as anal about preventing you from cheating as possible.

My online proctored exam was overseen by Proctor Dre, who made me turn off my NWA playlist in case it contained hidden messages.

by mountedandloaded November 28, 2019

pontoon

An expletive which can replace harsher curse words but is intended to have a greater impact.

oh PONTOON!

by yur.mom April 7, 2020

Poontoon

pontoon boat full of females and one solitary badass male captain named Nick.
30 foot luxury “poontoon” All babes, hot or not it’s the Ultimate ''poontoon''

Gotta find me some more bitches for the late night “poontoon” ride

by Badassss6969 December 15, 2019