When you're stuck listening to crappy songs on pandora because you can't skip any more for the hour.
Damn now I have to listen to Justin Bieber's bitch ass cuz I skipped too many songs...I'm in pandora prison...
by ObsidianHateShinobiKillsAll October 2, 2012
Get the pandora prisonmug. Modern office cubicles, of the Steelcase variety. Consisting of identical fabric walls (for sound absorption) over a steel frame, all nearly identical. Dehumanizing, encapsulating, and miserable.
The fluorescent lights, gray work surface, and plastic task chair which came with her ragwall prison job made Anne felt like cutting herself from day one.
by Jockey4her September 2, 2013
Get the Ragwall Prisonmug. The female version of a Prison Bitch. Usually kept personally by another inmate or shared throughout the whole cell block.
Person 1: "Yo did you hear? Karen got arrested"
Person 2: "Oh damn, really? She's definitely gonna become the prison kitten"
Person 2: "Oh damn, really? She's definitely gonna become the prison kitten"
by BungaFurUnga December 19, 2021
Get the Prison Kittenmug. The act of sticking you big erect penis in between a guys testicles and then proceed to stroke it like you are having intercourse.
by My nigga weslee December 5, 2017
Get the prison golfmug. On the prison hierarchy, prison barber is far from the top. Although it is more respectable than a prison bitch, mail carrier, or license plate maker, it still will not keep you safe from the occasional ass rape. If I am being honest, no job grants you respect in jail. The one thing that separates prison barbers from the rest of the working inmates is the fact that they are closely monitored by guards. Due to the wide variety of razors and scissors prison barbers possess, the guard at these penitentiaries will be on high alert, often hanging out with prison barbers for hours on end. With such close contact to guards in jail, other prisoners could see them as snitches or a suck ups.
So, instead of working long hours cutting hair, being insulted and threatened constantly by other inmates, and being closing watched by guards every waking minute of the day, just grab your favorite color bandanna, and join a gang. That will earn you respect, and make you less likely to get ass raped. The only down side is that you are less likely to get parol.
So, instead of working long hours cutting hair, being insulted and threatened constantly by other inmates, and being closing watched by guards every waking minute of the day, just grab your favorite color bandanna, and join a gang. That will earn you respect, and make you less likely to get ass raped. The only down side is that you are less likely to get parol.
Tyron: Hey Leroy, cut my hair, bitch.
Leroy: Alight, son. Sit down.
Tyron: I seen you talking to those guards Leroy. You snitchin?
Leroy: Don’t be accusing me of shit like that.
Tyron: Shut up, prison barber. Meet me out side the lunch room after y’all cut my hair. I got some shit I want to shove up your ass.
Leroy: Alight, son. Sit down.
Tyron: I seen you talking to those guards Leroy. You snitchin?
Leroy: Don’t be accusing me of shit like that.
Tyron: Shut up, prison barber. Meet me out side the lunch room after y’all cut my hair. I got some shit I want to shove up your ass.
by Bubba the Gimp April 4, 2022
Get the Prison Barbermug. When your failures in life are attributed to something other than your bad decisions/choices.
Something inherent, something that you are born with that hinders your ability to function properly in society, lead a normal and fullfilling life, attract a partner etc.
Typically men are affected more severely by this than woman (according to statistics)
Something inherent, something that you are born with that hinders your ability to function properly in society, lead a normal and fullfilling life, attract a partner etc.
Typically men are affected more severely by this than woman (according to statistics)
Person 1: ... but how come you never dated
Person 2: I can't, I'm an incel, stuck forever inside my genetic prison
Person 2: I can't, I'm an incel, stuck forever inside my genetic prison
by Scythian_Albanian August 6, 2020
Get the Genetic Prisonmug. Issued a jumpsuit, slippers and a blanket, the inmate grabbed a roll of toilet paper to use as a prison pillow for his bunk.
by dcafn8ed October 22, 2012
Get the Prison Pillowmug.