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prison butter

It is when prisoners jizz in a cup and use it for lube
Tyrone got 2 more years cause they found a gallon of prison butter
by Joedahoe April 22, 2018
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British Prison

Bruce: Yeah, mate i'm from good ol' British Prison
by EddieGuadolupe April 4, 2020
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prison yank

When someone grabs you by the balls and gruesomely yanks them as hard as they can. This can result in either an extreme case of blue balls or a ripped appendage altogether.
Fred: Why is Jeremy holding his fucking nuts like that?
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.
by rustyspoonz July 21, 2014
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Prison Dump

Flushing the toilet the moment your log hits water. This is especially courteous if you plan to loiter on the pot for an extended time post-deposit. In prison, you would likely become “the belle of the ball” if you had the gall to spread your stink. Never roost upon your waste.
Person 1 - “bro you were in there for a while, is it safe?”

Person 2 - “oh yeah man I had a prison dump. Played candy crush for 20 minutes
by Pardig September 6, 2021
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Arse Prison

A chair that is painfully uncomfortable to sit on.
I wouldn't sit on that green chair, that's arse prison!
by SnakeCambridge March 30, 2015
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Prisoner Pickle

1 - Pickles made from storing vegetables in a vagina.

2 - A phallic vegetable that has begun to pickle due to prolonged boofing.
In work release, my friend Slippery Slope was notorious for getting caught making a prisoner pickle from a cucumber she stole from the kitchen.
by William Teach February 10, 2020
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Rubber Prison

Before they had the sex, he had to pop on a rubber prison to stop them having any pesky little unwanted babies.
by JimHobbs August 13, 2016
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