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Prison man

Prison man is a combo of the words prison and man . This ultra being is a prison cell with a face. The features of the face include, mustache, pervertish looking eyebrows, and a few hairs, mostly bald.

This being was created by a group of fresh ancients called the eson's (nose spelled backwards). This tribe is widely known in their school by all fellow memers. Prison man stops the bad guys and puts them In a prison. He also respects all wamen so he is cool and cuul.
Ex: wamen, ( ahhhh someone is trying to rape my gaping ass, help ) eson member, ( hehe don't worry respectable lady my super friend is a professional gaping ass rapist stopper, dat man will be in prison in no time ) prison man ( teehee yu are going to prison ) gaping ass rapist ( oh noo I should've worn a coondoom.....) later that day the rapist got hend cuoofed, sent to prison, and brutal murdered.
by Blu_eson_man June 2, 2018
mugGet the Prison manmug.

prison sneeze

Prison Sneeze- when a person who has spent a considerable amount of time in prison sneezes and shits themselves.
Jerome prison sneezed in the car , which made the drive home from the weekly AA meeting uncomfortable.
by SirTesticules March 4, 2019
mugGet the prison sneezemug.

soviet prisoner

A big obese teddy bear that has fecal manner rubbed over it. Included with bloody toenails, love for children under the age of 2, keeps his "stash" inside him, and has some clammy hands. Oh did I mention it has a neck beard with a crave for saucy sausages. Often has some cheeky cheese under his manly foreskin to protect from all the mango worms and maggots and faggot sex, and gaping capers whilst residing in the USSR prison located at moisty mire
My dad used to be a soviet prisoner
Same but mine loved kids under the age of 4
I'm 3
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by Soviet Teddybear February 19, 2018
mugGet the soviet prisonermug.

Ragwall Prison

Modern office cubicles, of the Steelcase variety. Consisting of identical fabric walls (for sound absorption) over a steel frame, all nearly identical. Dehumanizing, encapsulating, and miserable.
The fluorescent lights, gray work surface, and plastic task chair which came with her ragwall prison job made Anne felt like cutting herself from day one.
by Jockey4her September 2, 2013
mugGet the Ragwall Prisonmug.

pandora prison

When you're stuck listening to crappy songs on pandora because you can't skip any more for the hour.
Damn now I have to listen to Justin Bieber's bitch ass cuz I skipped too many songs...I'm in pandora prison...
by ObsidianHateShinobiKillsAll October 2, 2012
mugGet the pandora prisonmug.

Prison gay

Someone who fucks guys when they are in jail
Derek Can’t get no pussy in jail so he has to be prison gay and find a butt hole
by Dizzle6303 December 25, 2022
mugGet the Prison gaymug.

Prison Pigeon

A parent that keeps going to prison.
Why would you have a baby by a prison pigeon?
by Supersswg August 31, 2018
mugGet the Prison Pigeonmug.

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