princess parking

just like rock star parking or 'prime parking'; when one finds the perfect parking space, right next to or in front of the entrance to wherever he or she is going.

Hey look, there's a space right in front of the bar we're going to. Grab it!

Princess parking, nice!

by Johnny 5 September 4, 2005

chav princess

See chav. The chav princess is a rarity, a female who manages radiate beauty even when wearing a shellsuit, scrapeback and 12" hoop earrings. Their potence can even pierce the 24-7 haze of bensons smoke. innit.

"No man, Charlotte Church is not a pig. She's my little chav princess"

by SugaMouth February 24, 2006

Princess Bethany

(1) noun (n). The sweetest most adorable level of cuteness a Woman can achieve.

(2) noun (n). A complete, total, and delicious cockteaser.

She's so freaking cute, She's like a Princess Bethany!

I've got the worst blue balls of my life, thanks to Princess Bethany.

by lestatdl1 June 11, 2004

Princess lexi

A girl who often sends nudes and acts sexual online but wouldnt take it irl

Princess lexi flirted with me online but i went to kiss her and she 360'd then left
Shes such a fucking prem

by 25567 January 29, 2015

Princess parts

A females private part vagina.

Her princess parts where really wet

by Akari not a loli January 6, 2019

Princess Teapot

A 69 year old man who hangs around on the internet to find little kids.

He also runs some battle shop or some shit like that ;D

Princess Teapot: I go to school with the chilluns' every day!

by The SNES that is Super July 7, 2009

Princess Pissy

A bitchy female or gay man who throws temper tantrums at the smallest provocation or behaves immaturely when something is not going their way. Also dramatic, self-centered, immature and generally pissed off all the time at everything and everyone.

Philip: Ugh, God! I can't believe I had to sign for your stupid parcel. Don't you know how inconveniencing this is?

Jean: Oh, I'm sorry, your door is only next to the front door.

Charlotte (to Jean): God, I just heard. What a Princess Pissy.

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Philip: Oh Jean, is it your birthday this week?

Jean: Yes, it was yesterday

Philip: Oh. Are you sure it's not Monday?

Jean: Erm, yes. It was my birthday yesterday. That's why there is birthday cake on the table.

Philip: Oh, I thought the birthday cake was like a pre-birthday cake. I had you down as a bit of a birthday princess. Well 'Happy Birthday!' anyway.

Charlotte (to Jean): Hmm, so no apology, card or present.

Jean: That's Princess Pissy for you.

by Nina Tully April 6, 2011