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premature star

When you star a level in Mario Maker before you beat it. Typically happens accidentally when trying to start a level over from the beginning.
Aw man, that was a premature star! I wasn't ready to star the level, yet!
by 2CanBot June 9, 2016
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premature dive

Since he hadn't had sex in a long time, he took a premature dive to not be called a minure man.
by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 9, 2017
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premature excitementation

To define when people have been excited about something way before they should be.
Your friends have been saying they are excited about going on holiday for almost a year before the date you are going. when the date finally comes they ask you if you are excited about it. Your reply would be.

"No you all ruined it with your Premature Excitementation"
by Hug-Hees January 19, 2017
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premature explanation

When somebody has a case of premature ejaculation caused in part by them explaining their fetish to another person.
I was in therapy, explaining how I feel about bondage to my therapist, and talking about bondage made me experience premature explanation
by orangefiend May 25, 2020
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premature evaluation

When someone makes hasty decisions or assessments based on limited data, before more data will show that those assessments are completely flawed.
The way trump has handled C19 is just one premature evaluation to another: from saying everything was under control, to it going away by Easter, to how he promoted hydroxychloriquine, to how the economy was going to see a "V" shaped recovery, and on and on.
by MRMNYC June 15, 2020
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premature coochie

Is for bitches with TAP smfh
Gent, you have a premature coochie.
by Brandonthesexymanhahaha September 20, 2020
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Premature Ejaculection

Declaring victory in an election before sufficient votes are tallied to credibly or realistically claim victory.
Trump had a premature ejaculection the moment the polls closed in Pennsylvania at 8pm.
by ZowieZ November 2, 2020
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