When someone you’re not interested in pursuing romantically or sexually rejects you without you ever making any advances towards them.
Mal: “Hey Jon how’s van life going?”
Jon: “You’re obviously talking to me because you find me extremely attractive, most women do. I gotta tell ya I’m really into tall blondes with big tits and you ain’t it honey.”
Mal: “Came here to find out about van life. Stayed for the premature rejaculation.”
Jon: “You’re obviously talking to me because you find me extremely attractive, most women do. I gotta tell ya I’m really into tall blondes with big tits and you ain’t it honey.”
Mal: “Came here to find out about van life. Stayed for the premature rejaculation.”
by .:Madskillz:. March 23, 2022
Get the Premature Rejaculationmug. When somebody has a case of premature ejaculation caused in part by them explaining their fetish to another person.
I was in therapy, explaining how I feel about bondage to my therapist, and talking about bondage made me experience premature explanation
by orangefiend May 25, 2020
Get the premature explanationmug. by rockchalk06 May 27, 2017
Get the Premature Eggalationmug. by Espalado Motonegrodamis March 8, 2012
Get the Premature ejerkulationmug. The act of isolating a girl at a bar, club, party, or other social engagement well before the necessary time that is required to actually close or seal it.
Defined as running an isolation set on a girl earlier in occurrence than anticipated or necessary. Usually involves the act of trapping the desired hoe in a particular spot or corner of sed establishment for an exorbitant amount of time.
See also: "Pulling a Kennedy"
Defined as running an isolation set on a girl earlier in occurrence than anticipated or necessary. Usually involves the act of trapping the desired hoe in a particular spot or corner of sed establishment for an exorbitant amount of time.
See also: "Pulling a Kennedy"
Have you ever heard of premature isolation bro, you wanna win the championship you run ISO late in the game, not early....watch a Heat game.
Everyone know you only go ISO late in the 4th, what is this kid doing he's been talking to the same girl over there and hasn't moved for 4 hours, and its only midnight!
Look at the dude over there premature isolating, he has had that cutie pinned down for hours and hasn't talked to anyone else...what a fag.
OMG look at this freaking Kennedy running premature isolation likes it his job, that poor poor girl has been stuck in the corner of the bar all night!
Everyone know you only go ISO late in the 4th, what is this kid doing he's been talking to the same girl over there and hasn't moved for 4 hours, and its only midnight!
Look at the dude over there premature isolating, he has had that cutie pinned down for hours and hasn't talked to anyone else...what a fag.
OMG look at this freaking Kennedy running premature isolation likes it his job, that poor poor girl has been stuck in the corner of the bar all night!
by Snach_Crusher October 31, 2012
Get the Premature Isolationmug. When the afternoon fire drill alarm goes off and all of the employees are already across the street at a Christmas party ... that's premature evacuation.
by mikehauncheaux March 26, 2016
Get the premature evacuationmug. When you are typing a message in Snapchat and the SEND button gets in your way and you send it before you are ready.
by SisterSue October 4, 2019
Get the Premature sendicationmug.