potatoe

a retarded persons way of trying to spell this word (your that person, get of the internet and go learn basic spelling

rick: hey john, do you have a potatoe in this garden
john: potato*
rick: oh yeah sorry autocorrect
john: rick, your standing next to me
rick:*shuffles over to the potatoe*
john: hey, give that back
rick: youll never catch me alive
john: come back rock
rick: my names rick
john: oh sorry autocor- * yeets the fucking rock at ricks head*

by Naliak July 18, 2019

POTATO.

A word that messes up everyones thoughts because it does'nt make any sense at all and simbolizes your frigging RETARDED.

-"Hey John, how was your day?"

-"Potato,"

-"What?"

-"Potato."

by PAENUSPAENUSPAENUS August 1, 2012

mouse potato

Someone who spends all their time on the computer surfing the net or playing games. Similar to couch potato.

You spent seven hours on the internet creating meanings for words on urban dictionary? Wow, You're such a mouse potato

by el January 7, 2005

Cooch Potato

A woman that don't ride cock, rejects the cock, does not approve of the cock.

Marissah: "But honey, I want the feeling back by tomorrow. I have an interview."

Illingsworth: "I say you giddy concubine, don't be a cooch potato. Ride the cock, it loves thee."

by Javier & John June 24 June 25, 2008

Potato boy

A sexual position created by comedian, Eric Andre.

It is described as having sex with Haley Joel Osment.

Coined in Hot Ones interview with Eric Andre.

Forget reverse cowgirl, potato boy is where it's at.

by Black Sideburns August 8, 2016

Shit Potato

When you intentionally clog an establishment's toilet by forcing a potato into the bottom of their toilet and then take a massive, burrito-driven dump on top of it. Then you wait and watch from a hidden table as the poor bastard tries to flush unsuccessfully and only after putting on the shoulder high gloves does he manage to extract the potato from under all that noxious, diarrhea water.

After my buddy got fired from his bartending job, I went and bought a beautiful yukon gold, had two carne asada burritos and a venti latte, and I dropped the biggest shit potato ever in their third stall. He needed two barbecue forks to loosen that evil spud.

by mctuggin April 8, 2010

Potato sacking

To fill ones belongings with potatoes, but most commonly a golf bag throughout an 18 hole round of golf. Usually includes collusion between the other three members of the foursome against the victim.

Do you fellas want to go potato sacking on Saturday when we hit the links with Zach?

by Unbaelieveable June 7, 2018