postmania

the habitual posting of status messages on social media websites.

"My girlfriend suffers from Postmania."

by muckraker40 January 14, 2013

Postman

Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his black and white cat

"Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his black and white cat"

by NunoLava1997 July 22, 2017

Postmalone

Post=send Malone=memes

“Stacy I feel like shit, postmalone”

by I’mapushnotapull November 2, 2018

Postman

A young visionary that chases the dream with his eyes open not while he's sleeping

His level of genius is the meanest because he's Postman

by Whoispostman May 31, 2019

Postmans genetic slop

Postmans genetic slop

I was sat at the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff CF3 3BG pub when the postman came in and I offered my arsehole up for his Postmans genetic slop

by Merty_bernister_9brachdyroad January 25, 2020

postman patting

When you’ve been lying or sitting down after sorting some donkey dust, and you then you get up and find yourself bowling about trying to walk/balance with your feet apart & your arms out at your sides feeling like actual postman pat, wondering why the floor feels wonky suddenly

“I was postman patting about in the bedroom after sorting that donkey dust when I got up to go to the toilet “

by Krazybuthot September 11, 2020

postman

someone who breaks down your door to deliver a parcel

the postman woke me up

by maxverstappen July 22, 2022