The Columbian popsicle

when you shove your feet up someones ass and make them suck the shit off your toes, they then proceed to puke it up into a cup, you then drink it and have explosive diarrhea all over the walls and roof, you then take a vacuum and suck all the "left overs" up put it in a condom and use the condom, when you "finish" you will take the frozen condom freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.
You: I picked up this chick last night and we had the craziest night.
Friend: Oh really, what you do?
You: The columbian popsicle.
by hashddhsssndalfflfaln May 10, 2022
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flaky popsicle

When you roll your dick in Cheeto dust and then get deep throated.
Sorry I can’t make it this weekend, my girlfriend and I are going to perform a flaky popsicle.
by _frodoFaggie September 28, 2017
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Triple Fist Popsicle

When 3 Males have intercourse with their 3 dicks in the one butthole of another male or female, Then they Cum at once, And then one male fists the butthole scooping the Cum and licking it off the fist, then the other 2 males join in and lick the fist covered in cum.
Ahh fuck yeah, just lick that Triple Fist Popsicle
by niggers with dicks June 5, 2016
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popsicle breath

When you fuck that popsicle up and it’s just the wooden stick you’re sucking on.
damn lauren your popsicle breath stank
by anonymous December 25, 2021
mugGet the popsicle breathmug.

blue popsicle

Overly sexualized (but not outright NSFW) fanmade art of characters. Most commonly used to reference art of said character sucking on a popsicle, but can be used for any general sexualized fanart. Derogatory.
I just saw a blue popsicle on twitter of a random anime character. my day is ruined.
by blueberrywafflez April 3, 2025
mugGet the blue popsiclemug.

Popsicle in the freezer

lyric originally used in the song Sugar rush by BIBI “I don’t need no man for dessert I got popsicles in my freezer”
by Conscriptboss February 24, 2024
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