popsicle joke

Lame jokes taken off of the good humor Popsicle sticks

That sounds like a Popsicle joke

by johnSnow November 4, 2014

Meat popsicle

Corn dog

Meat popsicles are just meat on a stick.

by Meaty popsicle February 21, 2019

Persian Popsicle

The act of freezing a wet rope and putting it up your ass

I love doing the Persian Popsicle.

by WILLARD DEAN March 15, 2024

Popsicle

A large erect cock that is so juicy, it can be confused with a popsicle.

Woman : "Is that your Popsicle or a real Popsicle"

by Gayfucket June 7, 2018

Mexican Popsicle

A Mexican popsicle where your sexual partner indulges unhealthy amounts of Taco Bell and as you two are going anal behind a Denny’s, their bowels explode wet and hot diarrhea onto your penis while still inside of them. Your partner then has to perform oral sex on your penis

“Yeah bro, she’s kinda freaky. She even suggested we do the Mexican popsicle in bed last night!”

by Seven71hatesme November 24, 2021

virginia popsicle

you stick your dick in the freezer until that shit is hard af and then u stick it in you girl's anus.

Ty received a whopping virginia popsicle from Michael Fong.

by bitchdong6969 October 23, 2017

Canadian popsicle

Dipping a person or persons in boiling hot syrup and then throwing them in a below zero snowstorm, temperature shocking they’re body.

If you don’t shut your mouth I’m gonna turn you into a Canadian popsicle.

by Emerald Foddy May 9, 2025