Chad : Hey Kiersten want to go to the Pizza Hut tonight then afterwards we can go back to your place and fuck just like old time sake.
Kiersten : No way you cheap ass Jake's takin me to Red Lobster and an IMAX movie then were checkin into the Hilton for some amazing sex cause he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : Well look's like I know who don't need a raise this year!
Kiersten : Who cares It's better than fuckin your stinky body!
Chad ; Excuse me I need to go home and shower!
Kiersten : No way you cheap ass Jake's takin me to Red Lobster and an IMAX movie then were checkin into the Hilton for some amazing sex cause he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : Well look's like I know who don't need a raise this year!
Kiersten : Who cares It's better than fuckin your stinky body!
Chad ; Excuse me I need to go home and shower!
by SlopNChop May 24, 2017

fat pizza is the funniest fucken show goin out. it is filmed in bankstown which is in sydney australia. The show is made by lebos but they arnt gay cunt lebs like most of em there sick fucken cunts.
by benjohnson April 30, 2005

Some green shit they put on your 5 dollar hot and ready at Little Caesars. That Makes it taste so much better, and it's FREE!!!! Mostly got by people that smoke to much weed, so they aren't afraid to ask for it.
Dude 1 "I'm going to little Caesars anyone want anything"
Dude 2 "Ya large Sausage with pizza weed"
Dude 1 "What?"
Dude 2 "They'll know what you mean"
Dude 2 "Ya large Sausage with pizza weed"
Dude 1 "What?"
Dude 2 "They'll know what you mean"
by Deputy Danny December 10, 2010

1. leftover pizza that has been in the refridgerator that is eaten for breakfast.
2. a mediocre morning show on ESPN2 with hosts who know nothing about the sports they cover.
2. a mediocre morning show on ESPN2 with hosts who know nothing about the sports they cover.
1. I had some cold pizza this morning for breakfast.
2. The only reason I watch Cold Pizza is Thea Andrews, I would tap that.
2. The only reason I watch Cold Pizza is Thea Andrews, I would tap that.
by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004

Commonly refered to the imfamous guy from the cheap 1970's porn movies who "delivers large meat pizzas" to all the ladies.
by Brian Posey October 9, 2007

When the pubic hair of a red-headed male or female exceeds the limits of their bikini line, forming the shape of a slice of pizza.
At the pool party, Chloe's pube pizza decided to make an appearance as she competed in the limbo contest.
by SA-RA/DIDDY/LARRY January 16, 2009

Josh: No way man , mikes pizzeria is the best pizza in town!
Nick: hell no! the crust at mikes pizza is like a cracker. mama mias pizza has deep dish pizzas and that amazing zesty sauce.
Josh: yeah but mikes pizza has free toppings.
Nick: lets decide, ill get a slice from mama mias and you'll get one from mikes and we will decide who is the top pie so we can finally end this pizza politics that has been going on for 5 years
Nick: hell no! the crust at mikes pizza is like a cracker. mama mias pizza has deep dish pizzas and that amazing zesty sauce.
Josh: yeah but mikes pizza has free toppings.
Nick: lets decide, ill get a slice from mama mias and you'll get one from mikes and we will decide who is the top pie so we can finally end this pizza politics that has been going on for 5 years
by Spootybeaver113 March 3, 2011
