one eyed penguin

when your doin it in the ass and the guy spits
on the girls back and yells her name, this will
make the girl think that you have ejacualted on
her back when she turns around you jizz in her eye
then punches her in the same eye then leaves.. the
next day she will waddle like a penguin and will only
be able to see out of one eye

Bill is with his friends then they see his girl friend
waddling with a black eye.. Bill says "yea i gave Jill
the one eyed penguin last night"

by Quag Jai April 30, 2006

penguin fucker

Windows-bashing Linux user.

Dammit, that penguin fucker just threatened to replace me with a simple shell script because I use Windows.

by YoHansII January 13, 2004

Club Penguin

A waste of time and money.

My child has had a Club Penguin account since 2007! She begged and begged me for a membership after a week! We still paid the recurring membership until 2012 and it cost almost 400 bucks! She was addicted to it even in high school and lost friends at school while trying to earn coins! I caught her playing last year and she was blowing another penguin! Don't let your child play Club Penguin if you know what's good for you!

by bluerayo October 17, 2013

Rebel Penguin Federation

The best Club Penguin army existing since May 8th, 2007. After Club Penguin closed down on March 29th, 2017, the RPF continued to rebel on Club Penguin Rewritten.

The Rebel Penguin Federation is so cool! I wish I could join!

by R0RiE May 19, 2017

Dingus Pingus

a stupid head or someone with no brain.

your a dingus pingus

by doomdaylol November 8, 2018

penguin pants

Saggy ass pants, make y'all walk like penguins.

A: Oh hey, penguin pants- why you got your pants so low you be walking like a penguin?

by P. Pants March 31, 2008

club penguin

Club penguin another useless game like habbo you create your own penguin and go around throwing snowballs at other penguins play silly games to earn credits this is the funny part u gotta pay monthly just to wear clothes on the game well wot u expect a rip off game like habbo just looking for money making your life worser.

do not play club penguin do not play club penguin do not play club penguin

by Homie145 July 30, 2008