Penaise

The combination of the words penis and mayonnaise (under the assumption mayonnaise looks like cum). Term was coined by Bauby Manuel. Inspired by Minecraft saying "spotted dick with a side of cheese"

I slurped his penaise.

by Brandoge August 17, 2024

penai

a species of penises seperated by their owner, it is very rare and only happens if the owner cuts off their penis in a forest or in their house (very rare for it to escape)

"The penai are coming"

by reeheheehpenaiman September 29, 2023

penaldowski

penaldowski wants to play farmers league and he is robbed is penal'dor to barca ghost pessi.

penaldowski missed his penalty in la liga

by fake_farmers_goat October 9, 2023

Penaldo

Messi's biggest fan. Has tried to achieve a career like Messi's all his life, but has always fallen short. His favorite way of trying to catch up to Messi has been to take all the glory for penalties that his teammates win. His favorite drink is Penaltea and nowadays he roams Saudi Arabia on his camel looking for more penalties. His fanboys use his 5 robbed champions leagues to try and make him somewhat relevant but it's still not enough to surpass Messi's greatness.

You sure did a Penaldo today!

Yea I know I stole your penalty.

by EpicKPs October 16, 2023

Penaldo

Portugal r*pist who roames open in Saudi Arabia looking for penalties .
Player who is currently living is shadow of greatest footballer of all time Lionel Andres messi

Penaldo who was never seen winning a trophy after 2016 when var was used in game

ALWAYS AGAINST ME 😭😭😭

1. That girl is the greatest crybaby

2. That girl is a penaldo

by Kuniga December 29, 2023

Penaldu

Penaldu is the camel that run for Penalties in Saudi Arabia. The so called GOAT according to chromosome deficient 8 year olds, the Portuguese ghost roams the streets of the Saudi Arabia looking for penalties so that the kids can make "badass" edits about.

Look who is coming there, Oh No He is Penaldu , Run for Safety otherwise he will penaltied us

by psychoeditzz18 January 9, 2024

penalena

Penalena (Pee-na-lee-na) is a person that is acting unusual or stupid.

Stop being a penalena!

by Samalamatron January 25, 2024