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pedo

stereoypically a man who drives a white van looking for little kiddies to be kidnaped
pedo:hey how u doin'
kid:ummmm *the fuck do i do*
pedo: u hungry i have food in the back of me van
kid:*i guess im hungry* ye sure *gets in van*

pedo: *drives of*
kid:*banging on the van scared out of their shit*
random old lady:*well something is al little sussy*
by PApEr|CuT June 12, 2021
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when pedo brodie goes on an online kiddy images bender and all his serotonin has depleted his balls to dry semen retching. loyal friends provide online suicide watch & pretend friends avoid him
brodie online suicidal pedo rage arhhhh!!!!!
by mrs tosser November 28, 2025
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Pedo

A man who pervs on girls and shouldn’t work in an all girls school
An example is that mr rains ford shouldn’t be an English teacher in an all girls school as he is the defontion of a pedo
by Abdilovesabdi November 13, 2017
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Pedo-boners

A person (usually an adult, and often a man,) who has an erection (i.e. a boner) via sexual arousal from pedophilic proclivities. In layman's terms, a man who gets a boner from looking at young girls/boys.
(from the opening Girls und Panzer Abridged Episode 8 by Gunmetal Stug)|

I hope you realize these people only think of you as a bunch of wallets with pedo-boners, (pause) think about that for a bit.
by ReizeiAkiyama August 6, 2022
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Pedo

Marcus is a pedo for hitting on a yr 9
by Longjohn103 October 1, 2023
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paddy pedo

paddy pedo is a person that hides in bushes or trees and will be a pedo he also gives you nonsense maths work that nobody can do we don’t like paddy
person 1: hey do u see that in the trees

person 2: omg yeah what is it ?
person 1: ITS PADDY PEDO
by u stank July 18, 2020
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Pedo

A man called 'Alfie' who typically hangs around schools or parks looking for children
That man over there is a pedo.
by Syotik February 18, 2023
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