Paul 

Paul is the epitome of peak sex appeal. Boasting a deliciously hairy chest and back, they stands at a mighty 5,6” tall. Since Paul is of biblical origin, they often feel compelled to share their feet the rest of the world. Although Paul to some is a handsome, rugged silver fox, to most, the reality is a shorter, plumper, hairier little hobbit like being. Despite this minor set back, Paul’s compensate by having an attractive personality, with very easy going conversational skills and a large penis.

We all love a Paul.

Guy1: haha that little man is so small and hairy!

Guy2: it’s Paul! You know, I bet he has a massive penis and knows how to use it.

Girl1: I can testify.

Paul by Phlinghambodem December 22, 2023

Paul 

Paul is a person you don’t want to be around you normally dislike this person very much. Paul is bad at everything he does, if it’s video games he is not good if it’s sports he is not good, expect baseball Paul is okay at baseball. Paul is someone who needs to be out of your life.

Man you such a Paul

Paul by Si, lo siento April 28, 2024

Paul 

When you’re a student and you know more than the teacher and the teacher still gives you a bad grade and gives you bad advice, especially on academic papers.

Person 1: Dude, I totally got Pauled on that last essay when he gave me a bad grade despite not knowing anything about this subject.
Person 2: Boris pulled a Paul during that test. That test Pauled us.

Paul by ClearlyNeeded May 9, 2024

Paul 

Paul knows best

Known as “Paul iknowbest”

He loves to play trains

“Paul knows best”

Paul by Immelol August 9, 2024

Paul 

He's giving small d energy

Be careful he's a walking red flag 🚩

Often cheats or spreads rumours after the breakup

Omg this is Paul? Biggest gooflord I've seen

Paul by Love of ur life 🤭 August 21, 2024

Paul 

Paul is a stinky guy who can’t even find his chapstick, he’s also dyslexic

Woah look at Paul and his blue paper

Paul by Bubblesbubble December 11, 2024

Paul 

Calling someone a Paul is to call them an oddball. Someone who may not realise how odd they are but takes delight in obscure, perverted and sometimes pedophilic comments and stares. A paul may ruin a holiday getaway, not ruin but it sure leaves a sour taste ay. Larissa's dont get along with Paul's, and Dylan's don't either. best to keep Paul inside, away from the family and away from the internet

that trip was great but if i see 'paul' on the plane im going to flip my shit!

Paul by brizla-j2dvz January 24, 2025