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pantie hampster

Originated in the uk sometime within the last 10-15 years.

Meaning: An abnormally hairy snatch
Man did you see that chicks pantie hampster?
by AG April 5, 2005
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pantie oyster

The yellow/white snot that appears on the undercarriage of a female's panties. Slight Tanginess. Can be compared to a fermented Anchovy left in the sun for 3 hours.
Sally pulled down her knickers and said 'oh man ,that's a massive pantie oyster'
by BigRed_Dog March 2, 2016
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Pantie Shark

A person that is always trying to sniff panties.
by Bobby A August 8, 2003
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Pantie Pie

1. Another term or saying for a woman's pussy or vagina.
2. A reference to a vagina without sounding vulgar.
Used by a man
Man: Baby I would live to eat that pantie pie.

Used by a woman
Female: So why this nigga ask me for some sex, I said you can't have none this pantie pie wit your broke ass!
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Political Parties

Different groups or factions that have certain opinions on issues and attempt to convince the general public that their position is the correct path, in the hopes that they will be chosen to lead their country.

They all have problems. For example, the two major U.S. political parties:
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.

She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She
shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me?

I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the
balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have
no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly,
you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position
you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."
by coldpaws January 30, 2005
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Stackin Crabby Patties

v. to make stacks of money. reference to crabby patties from spongebob. (phrase coined by the Rej3ctz in a song called cat daddy.
I'm making so much money I'm Stackin Crabby Patties.
by brhodes8 January 15, 2011
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Pasties

It can be used to describe any type of dry mouth, but is most commonly used in reference to dry mouth caused by the smoking of marijuana.
"Dude, I smoked eight bowls the other day, and I STILL got the pasties man!"
by Steve the Mad Man June 12, 2006
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