Prison Gold

Cigarettes. Cigarettes are generally the currency in prison, making it valuable just like gold.

Inmate 1: Hey do you have any cards? I'm looking for something to do.
Inmate 2: Yeah, I've got some but it'll cost you some prison gold.

by Konbadboi July 26, 2016

prison stew

When you take a big dump and don't flush it.

Dude, I had my buddies over for the weekend and one of them left a hearty batch of prison stew in my toilet.

by Gusbus89 January 30, 2016

prison steak

The act of willfully giving or receiving dick in prison, and enjoying it like a fine cut of steak.

I'm not afraid of going back to prison, the pepper prison steak on Friday's is pretty good

by Fuckthealtleft August 3, 2017

prison sneeze

Prison Sneeze- when a person who has spent a considerable amount of time in prison sneezes and shits themselves.

Jerome prison sneezed in the car , which made the drive home from the weekly AA meeting uncomfortable.

by SirTesticules March 4, 2019

prison pockett

Your asshole.

Bill got the stash in by putting it in his prison pockett.

by Joeshmoe189 February 12, 2019

Prison Pigeon

A parent that keeps going to prison.

Why would you have a baby by a prison pigeon?

by Supersswg August 31, 2018

Prison Pounding

The act of anal rape while incarcerated.

"Big Jim told me he's gonna give me a Prison Pounding on Tuesday. Way I see it, it's solitary or anal prolapse now"
"Jimmy, oh he definitely got a Prison Pounding from his cellie Cheeseburger"

by Dr. Robert Graves September 29, 2018