Ten Pound D

This common practice in shared seating situations, such as on buses and subways, occurs most often when men tend to take up more than their fair share of the seat with legs spread wide, giving off the impression that they have to account for the space of a ten pound dick.

I was riding the H4 this morning, and I only had a 1/4 of a seat because I was sitting next to a ten pound d.

by TenPoundDSpotter February 8, 2013

monkey pounder

A person that spanks the monkey or punches the clown. Also known as clown boxer.

That monkey pounder is an asshole

by Dakota383b April 30, 2016

Goulash pounding Pit

Goulash pounding Pit, the area of sloppy soggy cabbage skin between the bumhole & genital area formally known as the gooch. The pit is often optimized at peak performance by a very small smock that offers a variety of blobby jobbly maneuvers such as the half packed pickle punch.

Wow I got this goulash pounding pit photo sent to me the other day from Julian and it was that messy it looked like a bashed cabbage!

by Smock Snorkel July 17, 2019

Quarter Pounder With Cheese Meal

The act of sticking your penis in a girls vagina and sticking your fist up her ass crack to resemble a quarter pounder from Mac Donalds. The anal sex is the quarter pounder and the penis is the french fries you get in the combo meal to dip in a girls vagina or menstruation which is the fancy ketchup from McDonalds. The coke or drink from the combo meal is done by ejaculating in the asscrack or pussy of the girl to complete the combo meal.

I gave her a quarter pounder with cheese meal. Dude, she never was so pissed in her life.

by AN0SEater March 18, 2020

Puddle pounder

When you finger blast her until she's drenched and you slap your dick against it to splash it everywhere.

Oh man I had the best puddle pounder last night. She got so wet and I splashed it everywhere with my dick!

by DauntingMeerkat February 13, 2021

Double Pounder With Cheese

Where 2 men who haven't cleaned their penises in a while sit facing one guy (preferably sissy) in the middle get absolutely double pounded by two brly men.

I haven't showered in a while can my friend and I do the Double Pounder With Cheese on you?

by Crispy Moist March 26, 2022

Lemon pound cake

When cops steal your shit

“Man, that Adams County Sheriff came in looking for weed but only found lemon pound cake”

by Eevee133 March 27, 2023