Poison

the most beautiful person ever. aka me

person 1: marry me poison ur beautiful

person 2: no they're mine!

by poisonnnnnn November 23, 2021

poison dragon

A sex act involving a prostitute sticking their tongue up a man's butt; analingus.

Tim: I saw an ad for a hooked under my door. I called the number, and they sent a hooker to my hotel to give me a poison dragon.

by redroadpunk May 31, 2023

poisoned wine

Somebody who seems so great at first, but then the truth comes out that they are nothing but bad for you

Person 1: "I think I am going to ask that girl out over there..."
Person 2: "Don't do it, she's nothing but poisoned wine."

by 23dmdn January 20, 2023

thickening poison oak

STD that gets its name by the look of the rash, it also thickens your vains

Bob hadn’t checked his balls for a week and found thickening poison oak

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023

Poison Dart Frog Theory

The theory that nature warns one to shy away from brightly colored creatures due to hazardous effects from said creatures. The theory applies to both the Poison Dart Frog, and women with bright unnatural hair colors.

Bro, when it comes to women, I subscribe to the “Poison Dart Frog Theory” bright, vibrant hair colors mean she’s bad for your health.

by Welder69 December 20, 2023

The poison

The poison for Kuzco.

the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco.
Kuzco's poison.
That poison?

YES! The poison!
Gotcha covered.

by Mr. Enderman February 3, 2024

Sausage Poison

A thought and/or feeling that stops a man from getting (or losing) an erection during sexual intercourse.

Seriously, the German Girl was lay there gagging for it but my head wasn't in the game which led an absolute bout of sausage poison.

by CarlTheHandyman November 23, 2023