Glompstaining order

combination of glomp, abstaining, and restraining order. when two people glomp each other so hard that it is for the greater good of the world to force them to stop.

I glomped him so hard he puked all over the floor and someone slipped in it and fractured their skull so the police forced us to get a glompstaining order

by athenaAcetone May 7, 2024

last order phenomenon

The "last order phenomenon" describes the experience of receiving your meal last when dining out with friends or an excursion group. This often occurs because your inability to gauge / guesstimate which menu item would take the least time to prepare, rather than it being a "punishment" for any wrongdoing.

I always seem to fall victim to the last order phenomenon; while everyone else digs into their meals, I'm left waiting for my dish because I underestimated the long cooking time of the menu item I've ordered!

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

Ordering Pancakes

On the verge of putting in one's two week notice in to an employer gleefully.

This company has gone down the drain with the management change. I have had a bunch of interviews and hopefully I will be ordering Pancakes soon.

by Illy Bash June 10, 2022

Ordered the Reuben

Slang term for performing oral sex on a woman.

Dave- "So how'd the date go dude?"

Tom- "Fucking fantastic! We saw a movie and went back to her place for dinner."

Dave-"Nice, what'd you have for dinner?"

Tom-"Lets just say I ordered the reuben."

by The Master of Disaster151 December 17, 2013

In Order For Cocaine Seeds To Blossom, I Have To Think About Dying

In Order For Cocaine Seeds To Blossom, I Have To Think About Dying

In Order For Cocaine Seeds To Blossom, I Have To Think About Dying

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

Gag order!? Say WHAAAAAAA!?

NOT the Trump one (I took a nap). What is this!? Looks like we got some duplicitous kike action over here! Looks like we got some "Jewish virgin's life is a lie" type of stuff going on!

Hym "Gag order!? Say WHAAAAAAA!? On Candace!? Who does that!? That's why she wanted to do the debate on a neutral podcast! She knew the would edit out the ME parts."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

Order no.

Order number

Executive Order no. 1 has been submitted to no 1.

by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010