scream o'clock

a supremely upsetting time to be waking up. it might be really early in the morning, or anytime that makes you want to scream if you have to wake up then.

I had to get up at scream o'clock today to make my ridiculously early flight.

by Throatsoap March 16, 2018

64 o'clock

9PM EST on Tuesday.

Did you hear? Maddie is calling Jordan at 64 O'clock, they're so cute!

by iliterallydontunderstandthis February 14, 2017

two o'clock sock

(noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.

1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."

by Zagraniczniak May 3, 2018

Snack o'clock

the moment when you see someone very hot in person and would like to hook up with them

''Look at this hot boy over there, I really want to have sex with him!''
''I guess it's Snack o'clock.''

by issasnackysnack February 12, 2018

boge o'clock

When its time to go have a smoke

Hey hoge its motha fuckin boge o'clock
Fuck ye jim

by Yung boge master January 2, 2017

Meat Suck O'Clock

Approximately the time that you boutta get your meat sucked. Can be anytime of the day but preferably after midnight and before 6 AM.

Oh guys I gotta go, GF says its Meat Suck O'Clock.
*Exits to get bj*

by BB_HQ June 9, 2020

Jack o'clock

Jack o'clock can be any time of the day whether its midnight or 4 pm it just means that it's time to jack off.

Paul: Hey Steve whats Poppin nigga, wanna hang out?
Steve: Nigga it's jack o'clock fuck off.

Paul: Sorry nigga

by SLohPoh October 8, 2020