Nirvana

The worlds greatest band freeing you of your every day life, mind, and soul.

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

Norman

A slang word for a very small penis, often mistaken for a chode, a Norman is not wider than it is long, its just small.

'We pulled down Alex's shorts in PE'
'Did he have a Norman'
'Yes, its a short story'

by Alex Norman June 14, 2008

nirvana

One of the most overrated bands ever.They are rated #7 on the greatest hard-rock artists of all time leaving behind Deep Purple,Pink floyd,Guns N,Roses,Cream,Ozzy.That is of course not so.They should be like # 80-90.

1.Hey do u like Nirvana?
2.No,not really,they suck.
1.True.

by Nick Carter April 26, 2006

Nirvana

A band that was led by an emotionally disturbed heroin addict with serious image problems, with a seven foot tall Serbian kid on bass, and Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters kick ass!) on drums. They gained popularity by playing slightly more 'popular' type music, and once everyone was listening, they switched to playing what they really loved - coarse, rough grunge with messed up lyrics. Nirvana was probably one of the greatest bands to surface after the revival of the sixties and seventies ran out of steam. A band who's music was so good, they didn't need 'deep' or 'meaningful' lyrics. People, it was just Kurt screaming into the mic about his girl problems and stuff he saw during acid trips. Stop trying to find meaning in music, and just chill!

Nirvana was a cool band. Why the fuck did Kurt Cobain have to shoot himself?

by suburban guy October 7, 2005

Norman

To have an erect penis that is not visible to the person who possesses it.

A guy has caught wood, however, he looks down and only sees the girth of his fat gut. This absence of penal visibility is a result of small penis, being fat, or the combination or both. Most people who experience a "norman" can be found wearing blasting zone underpants.

by Skack August 14, 2006

Nirvana

Nirvana was a band that the Seattle grunge scene produced in the early-1990s. Although they were often thought of as popular awesome gods, they are really just a terrible band led by the blubbering and incomprehensible (and now deceased) Kurt Cobain, who blew his brains out in 1994. The Nirvana drummer, Dave Grohl, now has a successful project with the Foo Fighters and also Probot.

I thought Nirvana was awesome, and then I just realized Kurt Cobain's lyrics fucking sucked. So now I listen to the Smashing Pumpkins.

Billy Corgan > Kurt Cobain

by jesuisletigre June 29, 2005

Nirvanic

A state of utter perpetual bliss

Being with her is Nirvanic.

by Belfast57 May 18, 2013