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noob

a total dumb ass. Someone who is lame and annoying to be around.
"You see that kid Bryce?"
"Yeah he's dumb af!"
"I know hes such a noob!"
by thatonegirl13 June 16, 2013
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noob

Nerds' word for "nerd".
nerd: Wow, you pathetic noob, you shan't see daylight fore I snipe you!

"noob": get a fucking life douche
by Red Le November 13, 2011
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Left Noob

Ryan Stiles: Have you ever heard of a place called Moosejaw, Saskatchewan?
Colin Mochrie: Isn't that right beside Left Noob?
by WLIIA July 9, 2010
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noob

1. Someone who tries to do something the right way but makes a fool of themself.
Most people would say that it's short for newbie, but I don't agree with this. Noob is so much more fun and powerful to call someone than newbie.
2. Liberals.
3. A poser.
1. Jonny: Chris fell down the half pipe.
Me: What a noob.
2. People who want to save the lobsters but kill the babies must be noobs.
3. Jonny: Look at those preps trying to skate.
Me: Yeah, they must be noobs.
by pinkboy July 20, 2008
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noobing

degrading one's self identity to the point in which they believe that they are isolated from society
Bullying can be seen as a close friend to noobing.
by ultrabasshead September 3, 2008
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Noob Move

A term used to describe the action of one who is a noob, or an amateur at something. Coined by Chris Smoove.
Jimmy just killed his own team, that was a noob move!
by pcb95 July 30, 2011
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guitar noob

A guitar noob is usually quite a young guitarist who thinks they can do lodes of fast shred soloing just by randomly picking and sweeping notes. They are usually found in guitar shops and guitar exhibitions like music live or NAMM playing the best guitar on the loudest amp deliberately in front of other people trying to show off a false sense of musical knowledge and technicality when they sound absolutely terrible, there for making a complete noob out of them self.
Typically, guitar noobs practice alot but are too arrogent to take criticism so just keep practicing all the wrong things there for staying at the same level of playing for a very long time.
Randon guitar shop guy: Hey, you ever heard of Yngwie Malmsteen or Steve vai, shit, man those guys can shred on guitar!
Guitar noob:Ah yeh, those guys are kwl but some of there stuff is actually quite easy!
Random guitar shop guy: No way man! lets hear u do some of their stuff!
guitar noob:(makes terrible unmusical very loud horrible noise using his guitar)...See its easy dude!
Random guitar shop guy:Yeh.....kwl....(walks away).....What a freaking guitar noob....
by Adam Kurowski November 29, 2007
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