A drunk hillbilly who points out the most obvious things to persons who would rather wring his scrawny chicken neck then listen to his asinine comments about their day that has nothing to do with the Goober faced retarded redneck.
Goober says,"Sir your tire is flat". No kidding Goober you is that why I'm halfway in traffic fixing it? You should get a Job with Lars Larson being a Comment Tator. Why you would fit right in with that gang of Goons. They all as plain and tasteless a a potato burrito from Taco Bell TOO!
by LaNerd May 10, 2011

by Pushmataha November 28, 2022

something this website should have.
by PBJelly6 November 4, 2023

they comment on videos to try and gain sympathy from other people to in turn get likes; this is only applies if it is off topic from the video.
Person 1: bro did you see the comment where they mentioned their mom with cancer on a video about MEMES.
Person 2: yeah, that's uncool man, i hate comment sympathizers
Person 2: yeah, that's uncool man, i hate comment sympathizers
by dudewhomemes August 13, 2022

by gesischmesi June 28, 2018

Originally the name of a Bigelow Tea Flavor, "Constant Comment" is a name for someone who has comments for anything & anybody, on-the-regular 24-7.
It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.
Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.
It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.
Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.
1) Girl had something to say about everyone's agenda during today's team meeting -- she's such a Constant Comment.
2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.
2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.
by ZakNak April 22, 2017

by GREATMATHTEACHER July 29, 2018
