Forbidden Nachos

The action of using smegma (foreskin cheese) on a tortilla chip to make nachos.

Hey man, I haven’t showered in a few weeks, I think we should make some forbidden nachos.

by Dumpster Juice December 19, 2019

Texas nachos

A plate of Fritos that has been coated by a blast of diarrhea. Originated in the Dallas/Fort Worth area as a practical joke -- "Hey, want to come over to my place for some nachos?" -- and has now become a generic term for unappetizing food or a bad situation in general.

"That sounds about as appealing as a tray of Texas nachos."

by Hilarion October 11, 2020

grandma eating nachos

sometimes grandma likes to have nacho with her tv dinner

there are no pictures of grandma eating nachos on the internet

by shotgunsally March 21, 2011

West Virginia Nachos

Nachos that are very cold

Me: Why are these nachos cold?
Friend: Because they’re West Virginia Nachos!

by jamal demarcus dwayne iii jr October 19, 2019

Herpes No, Nachos Yes

This is the ole bait and switch where you mess with a girl's head while propositioning her. You throw her off by talking about STDs during a game of pickup - a classic no-no, however, you tell you are clean which makes her wonder why you would even say that. Just as she is pondering if the reason you brought up herpes is because she might appear as someone slutty enough that has to announce they don't have herpes, you then pull a Kyrie Irving ankle breaking cross over and ask her to come over to eat nachos. She's still racking her brain with the herpes comment that offering nachos is as soothing as getting a lollipop after visiting the doctor. You own her now and its a scientific fact that girls who eat nachos have a 78% higher chance of taking a full bukkake to the face during random Tinder hookups.

Man, Brandon went to town on Tinder last night - he was so wasted slingin his best lines at the girls -always closing with his "At least I don't have Herpes. Let's get nachos." line to seal the deal. For every 10 girls he asked to get nachos with there's always one sloppy chubber who is DFN (Down for Nachos) at 330 am. He always finds his Herpes No, Nachos Yes girl.

by bringmethechicken November 22, 2013

Nachshon

when moses and the newly freed slaves came to the sea a guy named Nachshon jumped into the ocean before God split the ocean because he had a lot of faith in God. He was neck deep in the ocean before it split

Damn, Nachshon, you're wet.

Israel: "where is god now? eygpt is coming and we're just standing here!"
Moses: "God will split the sea."
Israel: "Yea, right..."
Nachshon: "YEA! RIGHT! lets get in there!" *walks into ocean*
God: *splits ocean*

by eugenie ginat May 15, 2006

nachti

its mean i love in Arabic mostly used by north African countries who speak Arabic likeAlgeria

nachti + k/ means i love you
ma + nachtik + ch / means i hate u or i don't love you

warda: i think nachtik aymen ... a lot (its mean : i think i love you aymen... a lot)
aymen: manchtikch ... but nachti my Mather (its mean : i don't love you but i love my Mather )

by mohamed malik July 15, 2020