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fresh funny

Slang term for (plant-based) drugs, specifically cannabis. Derives from the freshness of the plants and the effect the drugs have, that make you feel "funny".
by nora2605 January 27, 2023
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funny oney

When your friend is being funny, but you yourself are so unfunny that you have to make up words in order to sound funny.
oh my gawdd ur a funny oney today.
by DoomfistOneTrick January 29, 2023
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right funny

Old south. A verbal slap. A descriptive joining the sarcastic “right” , as in “you ain’t right” or “There’s a right one here.”, describing a very annoying person, and a sarcastic “funny” as in not being what they seem to be
A stranger shared his opposing political views which brought the old man to shouting and arm waving. Fearing an apoplectic attack, the stranger is told to “fuck off” by another person, he does but on their way out , 30 minutes later, the old southern matron sidewinds by the strangers wife, who was not a party to any of the aforementioned, and deadpans “You two are right funny.”
by AprilinNewYork August 19, 2023
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You’re funny

When a man is talking to women who's caught starting at his crotch, makes jokes that are funny, says something that could be interpreted as sexual, when a women leaves themselves open for a joke that could be sexual, but instead of making the joke the man will say you're funny to not make anything awkward.

Another way to give women face while still being able to be a man.
Women: casually talking to a man than looks at his crotch
Man: notices; “you're funny

Women: “My wrist hurt from all the work load this week.”
Man: “You’re funny” example {inner thoughts} (stop flicking your bean so much)

Women: “ My throat is sore. I can barely swallow.”
Man: “you're funny.”

Women: (makes any joke)
Man: You’re funny.
by Aphrodose August 5, 2022
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Funny number

Numbers such as 69 and 420 are classified as "funny or "sussy" number which can be used in many different ways
A: " Whats your favorite number?"
B: "69"
or
A: "did they make a new funny number yet?"
B: "Isn't 69 and 420 enough?"
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ORANGES ARE FUNNY

Are oranges orange because oranges are orange, or is orange orange because oranges are orange?
ORANGES ARE FUNNY
a very orange saturated sentence.
give it to your friend to make them wonder what life is.
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Funny Monkey

A sex act involving shoving a banana as far as you can up all 3 holes, and then screaming OO-OO-AH-AH-AAAAAH.
Timmy: I gave Michele a funny monkey last night
Billy: Did you scream loud?
by Anonymous_416 January 10, 2022
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