Pulling rabbits out of my ass

Doing something in a way that shouldn't work, but somehow does.
Creating money out of thin air.
Accomplishing the impossible in the most stupid way possible.
Being saved by nothing short of a miracle.

N: Seriously bruh, where all this money come from?
J: I told you man, I'm really good at pulling rabbits out of my ass

Pulling rabbits out of my ass by FridayLightsFTW May 15, 2020

Herbs in my ass 

When you’ve been working on the farm for 6000000000000000 days straight and then when you take a showers u find out there’s been herbs/crops growing in you’re anus/butt/ass

Omg there are mother fucking HERBS IN MY ASS!

Herbs in my ass by Hijackpoop24 June 30, 2020

five ngihts up my ass

when youre up my ass for five nights

hjjfdknj : " fnuma "
gfwsdeth : " tf "
hjjfdknj : " five ngihts up my ass "

five ngihts up my ass by bhsjdmbkxcvh September 30, 2021

i refer to my ass as america 

because it shits out random stuff

i refer to my ass as america because it shits out random stuff

i refer to my ass as america by the man who will eat your cat January 28, 2022

five fingers in my ass 

when a person has five fingers in their ass, visibly associating sex or other.

"five fingers in my ass" is written like a first person view, "there is 5 fingers in your ass" as a 3rd person view, it associates sex or other.

bill: hey jared how ya doing
jared: nothing much, also I seemingly have to point out that there's 5 fingers in my ass and I am being fucked by a anonymous person of undefined gender.
bill: oh alright

five fingers in my ass by turtlesaredumb42069 February 13, 2022

apple up my ass 

NOUN: a apple that is up your ass

Person 1: Guys! Help there's a apple up my ass!!
Person 2: good

apple up my ass by friskat3am_ June 15, 2022

fortnite battlepass inside of my ass 

Fortnite battle pass inside of my ass is a sentance used to describe your deep sadness. People often use it when it is a very sad situation and they are on the verge of tears.

"yea my homie died, i realy feel fortnite battlepass inside of my ass"

fortnite battlepass inside of my ass by ForeskiñThief February 13, 2023