butt muncher

When your undies are getting chewed up by your massive ass.

Andrew you once again your a butt muncher, next time put a larger size on.

by fart patrol September 28, 2019

Dirt Muncher

1) Someone who is worse than a bootlicker, who would happily eat the dirt beneath the feet of an authoritarian statist.
2) A coward

All these dirt munchers are trying to take my rights and freedoms.

by Hillbilly Philosopher April 9, 2021

Taint Muncher

A person who sucks up to their boss at work to an exceedingly annoying degree.

Did you hear how Lenny said he would work extra hours with no overtime pay? What a fucking taint muncher, we used to fuck kids like that in the ass back in the Army. Figuratively speaking of course but still...

by Ram Johnson April 17, 2014

microphone muncher

A person who makes lots of noise when talking with a microphone, so much so that it sounds as if they are munching on the microphone as they talk

Bob: oi what's that noise when u talk it's like earrape

Steve: Bob, he's a microphone muncher.

by isubmittedawordthatwillberejec September 15, 2021

muscle muncher

A Man That Sucks Penis.

"Oi, Dave! Stop sucking that cock, you muscle muncher!"

by plebbhead October 27, 2011

Lettuce muncher

A woman that eats women out.

Person 1: Look at those girls lezzing it up.
Person 2: Yup. Those are some lettuce munchers!

by imjustabill March 10, 2023

booger muncher

someone who munches on boogers, this is different than just eating boogers. this is an intense chewing of boogers. do not befriend a booger muncher, it's dangerous.

"Dude, she is literally a booger muncher, I saw her digging in her nose and sucking the boogers off her finger."

by porkobobbo October 13, 2022