meteor shower

to diarrhea in a girl's pussy. (a variation of "spacedocking")

I wanted to give that girl a meteor shower but I missed her pussy and got diarrhea all over her stomach.

by ecbaseball June 2, 2007

Moetea

An ancient tribe once roamed Africa named the "Moetea". However rare, it is without doubt you will find a member of this tribe in the most common of places, a restaurant, right here in the U.S.

Easy to spot, they are usually carrying such an important item like tea. If you are a tea drinker than you surely have come across one, when they lean over and ax you "Moetea?"

by BRP October 8, 2005

metetron

1. a dolty tool
2. one who really sucks at poker and, subsequently, at life

Man, that guy with his pink collar popped who isn't very good at poker is a real metetron.

by Ray Zee July 24, 2008

metechie

The act of getting blown out of your socks on girlie drinks. Computer term for a male technician that loses track of time and believes what others say. When one reaches for bread sticks at Fridays. Finally, when one stays out for a night of drinking to avoid the wife.

Hey buddy, what time do you need to be home by" "Seven o'clock" "Okay buddy, you got 11 hours and 15 minutes until 7...Don't Worry." "Great..Thanks for watching out for metechie...do you have any bread sticks?

by Long Island Kayaker May 2, 2011

Choke Meter

A scale that indicates how close someone is to choking.

Then she just got naked. My Choke Meter was off the roof.

by Rinksies October 14, 2008

Silver Meteor

to whip a pearl of jizz off of the tip of your dick at a very fast speed. mostly after intercourse when theres some leftovers. Also common after masturbating when you're too lazy to wipe... Or drunk.

kid 1 Yo man Spongebob Squarepants 3d was fucking nuts.

kid 2 yeah man I like where we were sitting.. alot of privacy for you know what

Kid 1 Uh what the fuck?

Kid 2 Yeah! That corners got silver meteors all over it. Sandy was looking too hot for me not to whip it out in the theatre. I was over there fucking shit UPP!

(awkward silence)

by Dr. Paul Hotballs November 29, 2011

Bothered-o-meter

The scale on which you care about a perceived slight or apparent crisis.

In the face of a hysterical friend or family member, inviting them to check your bothered-o-meter is a polite way of assuring them that you're not fazed.

Friend: "So apparently <insert name of a mutual friends partner that you only invited out of politeness> isn't coming to your party. She's telling people that she's ill, but really she just can't be bothered!"

You: "Really? Check my bothered-o-meter.... nope not even registering."

by Purple Koala October 19, 2011