moist firetruck

Using mayonnaise as lubrication to have ear sex with a female or a large gorilla(;

Boris: I gave your mother the Moist Firetruck last night.
Denzel: Nice. Fuck off.

by Crush Blaze February 11, 2014

hella moist

when you get killed by stuffybark126 on xbox

"Bruh im hella moist rn"

by TWITCH SOUPY July 26, 2018

Hunsberger Moist Towlette

You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette

On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months

by Boba fette February 2, 2019

moist panties

Megan hates these words, together or separate.

The panties were moist, and it was gross. Moist panties

by meeps38 July 23, 2016

moist owl

1.)an owl that has become moist.
2.) an ugly, stinky, old looking pussy that has become wet somehow

ex.1) I just sprayed an owl with a squirt gun and now its a moist owl

ex.2) i almost banged this girl until i saw she had a moist owl and i just ran for it.

by OvO December 17, 2012

moist

comes from joe, in meaning: not dry and in which is very tender and supple

Did you see that shot in that bitches mouth?
That shasta was moist

by moist January 17, 2005

moist albert

rim job

also see wet albert, wet conjugate and wet adam

He gave her a moist albert last night

by asdfghjkl January 27, 2005