Mississippi Mud Bag

As a form of fore play one carrys around a quart sized zip-loc bag full of thier lovers poop.

Person 1: Why do you smell like a dirty booty?

Person 2: Oh, it's my Mississippi Mud Bag. I am in to that type of thing you see.

by BobDaily August 22, 2009

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Mississippi swamp donkey

when you eat too much fruit on the bottom yogurt and you can't make it to the bathroom and you shat yourself while in sunday school.

o look at Jim, i told him not to eat all that fruit on the bottom yogurt.

-Yep looks like he got a case of Mississippi swamp donkey, right in the middle of church!!

by beanballz February 27, 2010

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Mississippi Reach around

During the doggy style partner on the top reaches towards the genitalia, not knowing what he will find; as long as it start with a "P," he is okay.

At hot steamy bar or boat.

Dan: Hey Daren, you guys left early, did you smash?
Daren: hell yeah I did
Dan: really? not judging
Daren: no no I did a Mississippi reach around, it was all good

by TallMoney December 7, 2020

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mississippi mud river

When you have diarrhea and you shit down a girls boobs and it runs down to her puss and you eat her out

I gotta make sure I eat Taco Bell before I give my girl a Mississippi mud river

by Kriknebrok98 December 18, 2016

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Mississippi Dang Dang

Devin -Man them ole girls is falling hard for Brady and Ty... Dusty-You wonder why.....Bryan-Its that Mississippi Dang Dang. #MDD

by BSims42 September 8, 2021

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Mississippi meat musket

When hunting deer or wild hog. One humps the dead animal to near climax then stops and returns home to finish in the first relative they come in contact with.

Man I gave sis the ol Mississippi meat musket and uncle daddy hasn't let off it since.

by Nkratzer06 February 8, 2021

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