Illahee is a school in Federal Way, Washington. The school was made in the late 70s and was Decatur High School before it turned into Illahee. The school some teachers that just don't give a care, and if they do, they only do for a few years then they start to think they are wasting their life. Some teachers have been there for 30+ years who are actually really cool and are people you will remember for the rest of your life. People like Tom Eilertson, Frank Wood, Randy Kemman, and Carrie Heck just to name a few. Illahee's student population fluctuates around 800-850 people and serves as a 5-8. The school has a minority student enrollment which fluctuates between 75-83% which is extremely high if compared to schools around the country
Illahee Middle School- an average to below-average school for academics and a top percentage school for sports
"How is Illahee always #1 in track and wrestling? I just don't know how they do it!"
"Illahee sucks, someone decides to pull the fire alarm at least once a month!"
"How is Illahee always #1 in track and wrestling? I just don't know how they do it!"
"Illahee sucks, someone decides to pull the fire alarm at least once a month!"
by Mr. Marino March 30, 2021
a dogshit school where in 2020-2021 they made school lunches free but taste worse than my grandmother's ashes, where half the kids get off to hentia or the emo kid in the back of the class, where the current 8th grade math teacher literally has a heart attack when you close your eyes longer than 3 seconds, literally the best teachers here are the social studies/LEAD teachers and the RA teacher(s) besides the art one, she's a karen.
OP: Do you remember Swift Middle School?
Reply: Why would i remember that place? the teachers were terrible and the food was atleast 60 days old
Reply: Why would i remember that place? the teachers were terrible and the food was atleast 60 days old
by SmokeyTheFur May 12, 2021
by definiton 69 December 19, 2016
It's a school in Milton, Massachusetts. I could go on and on about it but I really just have one word: yikes!
"Joe, did you go to Pierce Middle School?"
"Bob I don't want the flashbacks to come back don't mention that school again"
"Bob I don't want the flashbacks to come back don't mention that school again"
by Suk Mik Hok February 24, 2019
by Hazel's Bitch December 18, 2019
A place where either your extremely gay or a sports highlighter kid in the closet with internalized homophobia. You probably also wonder why we have weird team names.
by Your welcome Moriah October 19, 2021
trent middle school dumb as hell. the drama is stupid and everyone at the school knows it. the bathrooms are juul rooms even though everyone gets caught. every guy is an asshole and every girl shows off their tits so their boyfriend doesn’t cheat on them. it’s run by dumb fucks who don’t know how to do their job and everyone hates them. fuck you jeff
by rip mango pods March 02, 2019