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witchcraft that's too cheap to meter

(From the nuclear power industry's false promise about electricity being so cheap as not being able to charge for it)

1. In a fantasy or western-european-Pagan setting, sorcerous things that use so little mana as to be insignificant and not get you persecuted if you use them. Dancing naked in the forest when no one's looking and no camera is rolling is witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.

2. In a broader sense, a deed in a gray area (of society) that's so small as to not even be noticed.
1. When Gandalf blew a ship made of smoke through a smoke ring it was a form of witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.
1. At 10:45 AM I took off all my clothes and went into the woods and did a thankful little jig when it didn't snow. I'm Christian, but it was witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.

2. Gina:"Are you downloading MP3 files again?"
Sean:"Yeah, don't worry, it's witchcraft that's too cheap to meter. You won't get caught."
2. In 1996 I took some toilet paper and stuffed it into the bathroom exhaust fan at my grandmother's house, she didn't mind because it was similar to witchcraft that was too cheap to meter.
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Methority

When somebody has a better way of doing something, better method, they have Methority.
This guy at work tells me what to do and i hate it, but he has methority over me cause he really knows what he is doing
by Hero6453 August 30, 2007
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Methelodeon

Nickelodeon for tweekers
The camera monitoring channel at a tweekers house, preferably with the kids locked out
Methelodeon is the only t.v. station these days that never changes, yet tweekers stay focused until they might.
by MystiC-Army October 26, 2011
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Meherinism

The process of converting everyone in the world into a Meherin a.k.a a ratchet girl who thinks she's a princess. The sooner you let meherinism conform you, the faster you can be a part of the world's greatest cult. You can see it coming from a distance as a pink cloud of smoke. Lipstick will fall from the sky as hail. It will consume the world not too soon.

Be prepared.

No one can escape it.
wow look at that cloud! it's raining! WAIT! this isn't rain water, its lipstick! OH NO! it's...it's meherinism! dun dun duuuuun
by Meherin's#1fan March 1, 2015
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livid meter

A means to gauge how livid something has made you!
That random occurance has made me livid i need to write that up on the livid meter!
by Matt Broomhead March 15, 2007
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Ryan Meteer

Some fat fuck who weighs more than Saturn. He's so fat he takes up an entire ps4 party by himself, I'm pretty sure whales are scared of his size. He eats like a FUCKING walrus and looks like one as well. He said I broke his ankles in 2k but it was just them shattering under his enormous stomach.
Ryan Meteer is fat
by Not Riley Parish September 7, 2020
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fecal-matter-meter

an imaginary device used to measure the amount of fecal matter on a person or object.
"that hobo is smoking a cigarette butt from the sidewalk. my fecal-matter-meter is beeping like crazy... i should probably turn it off during mardi gras."
by annakatherine7 August 17, 2008
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