metaphorically molested

-the act in which one is violated or harassed in a non sexual manner, with the intent to reference or suggest sexual acts.

- forceful enlightenment pertaining to metaphors

Kaden was metaphorically molested at the bar.

by Natattack December 1, 2023

Meatshits

When you go to a Brazilian steakhouse and eat too much meat you need a shit after

Oh he's got the meatshits

by Zec12 robot February 12, 2024

metaphoralistic

the only way liberty could describe how she was feeling

my words metaphoralistic

by Not Liberty Fowler March 5, 2024

metaphoralistic

a way to describe how one feels when other words don't work

"i know my dreams are unrealistic. my words, metaphoralistic"

by Not Liberty Fowler April 8, 2024

metaphysical substratum

A dumbass term said by someone too afraid to say they believe in a god.

"The mere concept of free will is akin to navigating the uncharted waters of the human psyche, where the dragons of chaos and order battle in the eternal landscape of the metaphysical substratum." Jordan Peterson

by ptbrown121 November 24, 2024

metaphysical substrate

A dumbass term said by someone too afraid to say they believe in a god.

I don't believe in god, but I do believe in a metaphysical substrate.

by ptbrown121 November 24, 2024

metasarcasm

Being sarcastic about ones sarcasms and other sarcastic jokes.

Mentioning the fact that I am sarcastic whilst being it is one of my best ideas ever. (sarcastically)
-Moritz 2024, a prime example of metasarcasm

by oskrrrt December 10, 2024