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morning deuce

Defecation immediately upon waking.

If one habitually suffers morning duece symptoms (being woken by abdomenal pains, excessive farting and/or swamp ass) diagnosis of Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) is likely.
"I couldn't sleep in this morning.. a god damn morning deuce woke me from my slumber."

"Yeah, so I ran some tests and well, you came up positive. It looks like you've got Morning Deuce Syndrome and well, here's the real kicker... you may never sleep in again."
by Dr. Marc Pierson January 4, 2005
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End of Meaningful Conversation

When your friend IM's you about something random and then never responds to your answer.
friend: hey you back in your dorm room?
you: yeah
no response to this leaves you wondering what the heck the person wanted and was the end of meaningful conversation.
by miamiahmad April 15, 2009
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meaning of life

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Me: what is the meaning of life?
God: i think il just sit back and watch u suffer a life of anxiety, torment, and pain while u struggle internally thinking about this question every fucking night..
by kevinggg December 25, 2008
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what is the meaning of life

Death. Everything living will eventually die anyways.
What is the meaning of life? Death it comes to us all.
by WizenKeyboard30 September 17, 2017
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by keppp May 13, 2021
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Saturday Morning 80's

That magical time when you were a child during the 80's knowing you did not have to go to school or have nothing to worry about besides playing with your nintendo and watching teenage mutant ninja turtles in your childhood bedroom.
Don't sweat it jim, it's saturday morning 80's. Enjoy it while it last.
by HeartShapedboy January 8, 2009
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Good Mythical Morning

A family-friendly web show that launches Monday through Friday on YouTube. The show is hosted by two middle-aged men; Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal.

When the show premiered in January 2012, it was a low-budget show with a relatively small fandom and a one-man-crew (not counting the two men themselves). The episodes were roughly outlined, and nothing was scripted. In the episodes they would have conversations between them about a subject they found interesting. They tended to tell funny, personal stories as well.

As seasons passed, the fandom grew, the crew grew, the budget grew, and the overall quality grew.

Now, the episodes are strictly outlined and somewhat scripted, the personal stories are getting extremely rare. They cover a wide spectrum of episode types. You will normally see experiments, original challenges, taste tests, interesting facts/things and various funny segments.

It is unavoidable to notice that GMM (short for Good Mythical Morning) is getting more and more de-personalized. At the same time as the format brings many new views and subscribers to their channel, many of the long-term fans are unhappy to see this change, they miss the personal stories and the natural, relaxed interaction between the two life-long friends.

The GIF below is from an old episode of GMM. Link (the blackhaired) has another haircut to this day.
Person 1: Hey, do you know any cool facts about fire-ants? I need it for my presentation...
Person 2: No, but if you go to YouTube, I'm pretty sure Good Mythical Morning has an episode on it!
Person 1: Okay, thanks. I'll check it out.
by SaraTheMythicalBeast August 16, 2016
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