Melissa Texas

Off-brand Walmart Dallas.

P.S, really fucking boring.
Person 1: *Starts conversation about Melissa Texas*

Person 2:*Falls asleep*
by mr eckert September 10, 2021
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Melissa O’Neil

Melissa is the most sweetest kindest and cutest person ever. She has the most kindest soul ever

She is such a beautiful stunning and gorgeous woman. She is such an amazing actor and person 🫶🏼
Person 1: do you know who Melissa O’Neil is
Person 2: wait who even is that

Person 1: what planet are you living on
by Rookiefan February 24, 2024
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Melissa Vandella

The alleged body double that, as a conspiracy theory said, "replaced Avril Lavigne after she died in 2003 following the release of her debut album Let Go."
First off, it's a conspiracy theory. People like to make this stupid shit to either piss people off or have their family members off. There's usually hardly any evidence to back those theories.
Second, it's...Avril Lavigne. I feel like there should be a "need I say more" slapped in here, but I don't think that fits the case.
Melissa Vandella is supposed to be some body double of Avril Lavigne, but that's probably just as silly as the "Paul is dead" urban legend
Wait, how is it silly if it claims Avril killed herself?
...
FUCK.
by 7568ino December 04, 2023
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melissa newman

She is everything you've ever dreamed about. Loving, sweet, smart, beautiful and joyful. She is the thought that drives your day, and soon your life.
Christopher reardon is so lucky to know and love Melissa Newman.
by ctr87 August 21, 2016
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Lil melissa

Makes u question everything u ever known bout yourself, tread lightly and u wont be disappointed.
Was gonna be president till I got lil melissa'd
by Mother phuka jones April 25, 2024
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Melissa Till

Girl who commits such a atrocity that she gets sentenced to many days worth of shame. Usually friends with very handsome guy named Harrison who gets a lot of women and has a 11 inch penis. Also Harrison can look at a woman and wink, instantly making her pantyhose soaking wet.
Damn, that girl Melissa till is getting publicly shamed. Her friend Harrison though, he is one handsome guy... and look at that package in his pants
by Hank cardone April 04, 2020
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melissa kaye

A female that owns tattoo equipment yet refuses to give a human being a tattoo also at a fairly young age u can be pretty positive she will be the neighborhood cat lady and 35 strays.
Melissa kaye collected 6 more cats yesterday while on the porch admiring her tattoo guns...
by reed42robbie November 04, 2020
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