convenient memory

a collection of events one can suddenly forget or remember.

Julie: "Paul said you were talking to some chick at the party and you asked for her number."
Todd: "Umm... I don't remember talking to any girls at all!"
Julie: "Yeah, sounds like you have a convenient memory."

by badazzMC March 21, 2010

Shoebox Memories

A discarded shoebox that houses elements that you associate with memorable events in your life. Like your first movie tickets, your best friends' letters to you, birthday cards, pictures of family... etc.

In a sentence: Anna said, "I've never been to a Michael Buble concert before; these tickets are definitely getting parked in my shoebox memories."

by scribblernibbler January 4, 2011

Facebook Memory Lapse

The instance when one takes a "couple secs" to check his/ her facebook before starting homework, spends an hour checking, then forgets entirely what they were doing the moments before checking facebook

Girl: Hey did you get the annotations for English done last night?
Guy: Shit, I must've had facebook memory lapse, I totally forgot!
Girl: Dipshit

by ThatOneWhiteMan January 12, 2011

muscle memory-loss

1. When you know how to do something really well, but when you try to show people you suddenly can't seem to do it.
2. When you can do something without thinking about it, but when you consciously engage in said activity, you constantly fail at it.

I tried to show off to my friends how well I could ice skate, but I was struck by an acute case of muscle memory-loss and I fell on my ass. They wouldn't believe that I was ever good at it afterwards.

by das.sprache.meister February 26, 2015

Ranboo Memory

'Ranboo memory' is a phrase, commonly used by DreamSMP fans, to refer to a bad memory, or someones forgetfulness.

While mostly DreamSMP fans use this phrase, anyone can, fan or not.

Person 1: did you get the headphones from the house?
Person 2: oh no, I forgot- I'm so sorry, I have Ranboo memory. Let me go get it!
Person 1: ???

by ASPIRINITY March 28, 2021

scroll down memory lane

When you look back at your social feed and get all the feels.

I was feeling a bit down, so I took a scroll down memory lane. I’m living the dream - at least according to Meta…

by one 'f' Jeph December 9, 2021

Memology

Memology is the science of memes and is well straight forward. It is used as a suppliment for "The science of memes".

Jeff: Ms. Murphy has a poor understanding of MEMOLOGY

by djpiper28 May 9, 2016