A sexy beast. Has a big brain, a big penis, and, once you get to know him, a big heart. Has lean mean muscles that he works out every other day. Can do 100 pushups in a minute while reciting a Shakespearean sonnet from memory. He is most likely a Taurus. When he sings or reads poetry, it is better than sex. Knows how to treat the ladies. Loves to read and write. Loves old movies, old music, old cars, and almost anything old fashioned. Is a man of few words, but when he speaks his mind, it means something. Is always prepared for the unexpected. Loves history and literature. Loves theatre. Wears simple, practical clothes, usually a black shirt with jeans and work boots. Loves being outdoors. Loves peace and quiet and time to think. Is an introvert, but will often go out of his way to help someone who needs it. Is usually a lone wolf. Seldom he smiles, but when he does it lights up the whole room. Carries himself like he is years older than he looks. A hard worker. A truly dedicated friend for those few who are lucky enough to be close to him.
Matt recited Shakespeare's Sonnet 29 for me. His voice is so smooth!
I want Matt to caress me with those deep, all-knowing eyes of his!
"Don't worry. Prepare." - Matt
I want Matt to caress me with those deep, all-knowing eyes of his!
"Don't worry. Prepare." - Matt
by redhorse 59 June 10, 2011
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