Dildo Merchant

1.) A person who sells Dildos or other sex toys for a living.

2.) An insult used by kids with special needs.

'Dude shut up your dad's a dildo merchant'

by Cow1337Killr March 21, 2010

stella marchiano

the greates but most annoying person in the world. she loves food and is over the top dramatic.

wow u really want starbucks AGAIN stella marchiano

by ahhahaha im shook asf February 6, 2018

Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

Smile

Also what the heck does coopr mean

Person 1: Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band?

Person 2: smile

by averagesaxplayer February 19, 2022

Arabian Marching Band

A combination of an Arabian Mudslide and a Rusty Trombone.

My girlfriend was giving me a rusty trombone last night, so i surprised her by spinnig around and giving her an Arabian Marching Band.....She loved it!!!

by Seyekoh August 10, 2006

Merchant Nick

a homosexual bastard who plays ragnarok online, he likes to fuck men doggy style.

Merchant Nick is gay

by -Blubba- February 22, 2005

Mirchandani

Some faggot who play baseball and probably is gay af and has a love for bald teachers.

Yo that Mirchandani is fucking our bald french teacher

by CurryMonster28 August 31, 2016

Drift Merchant

Noun. One who is so adept at maneuvering an automobile in a sideways manner, that they could literally package it and sell it to willing customers.

"Mate, Johno is a drift merchant if there ever was one. He spent like two minutes drifting around that round-a-about at the end of Fake St. He was goin so fast, Macca took a puke in the backseat, shit Johno's pissed about it"

by Muggus December 12, 2003