macro9

The man with the biggest wang in the universe

"he has a macro9"

by weirdone June 15, 2003

Macro

1. (N proper) One who has sex with many many women, preying on them generally when they are exceptionally drunk. These women are usually students. The name developed from the term "macrophage"; a human cell which devours any form of foreign material without discrimination. It was given to a medical student at Glasgow after a streak of returning to women's homes after an evening in what was called his "Sex for Shelter" campaign, since said medical student had nowhere to live.

2. (V) The act of chatting up random drunk women and taking them home from a nightclub. Often, this requires many rejections or false starts before a women is successfully "phagocytosed".

1. Check out Macro with that fat bird.

2. I'm gonna be Macroin it up in the Hive tonight!

by Macrophage June 12, 2006

macrodoodle

when a man (or woman?) has a very small penis

My ex-boyfriend is such a macrodoodle. And he wondered why I wouldn't sleep with him?!

by Kelsyrosie2122 January 8, 2009

Macaroned

When you send a music file (which you have re-named accordingly) to a friend pretending it's a new single by one of their favourite bands, when infact it's El Chombo - Macarone.

You: Dude you gotta check out the new Linkin Park track.

**File sent**

Friend: What tha fuck is this dude??!!?

You: You've just been Macaroned my friend!

by Pimp Panther August 13, 2008

macadotious

Another word for delicious.
1. Being in a good mood.
2. Describing your day or something delicious.

"How is you're day goin'?"
"Pretty macadotious my friend.pretty macadotious."

by HAiLz644 September 24, 2007

macro

Someone who carries the obsessive compulsive disorder of Not Shutting Up (NSU). Believes to be a an all star human that has the highest of intelligence but is often laughed at for his lack of common sense and true idiocy. If he would be quiet once in awhile, people make enjoy his company.

Dude, that guy has way too much macro going on.

by Peteyboy007 March 27, 2008

Macarenaing

The masterful art of dancing the Macarena

Wow, you really looked Macarenaing up? What a loser! HAHAHA

by hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm42 October 9, 2010