Mike

The coolest person anyone could ever meet. He's by far got the biggest penis, and it is an honor to know this man. The manliest of men.

Person 1: Hey, i got these tickets to see your favorite band tonight!
Person 2: Actually i'm hanging out with Mike tonight.
Person 1: Oh wow! You're so lucky!

Mike by johnnyappleseedjizzcakes July 8, 2011

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Dirty Mike

1. Owner of a huge cock.

Mmmh..yeah Dirty Mike

Dirty Mike by katiie April 29, 2005

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Mike Newell

Possibly the most astoundingly shit director who ever lived. He has crucified such shit films as Harry Potter The Goblet of Fire, Mona Lisa Smile and Pushing Tin, not as if the last two films were going to be good anyway. He completely hashed GoF, and i have no doubt he will continue to take a steaming shit on good scripts in the future as long as he breathes the air to which he is unworthy.

Person 1: Oh look, Mike Newell! Hey, i've got something for you.
Mike: Hello there! Yes, of course i'll accept your present, but what is it?
Person 1: It's a baton so you can sodomize yourself after you've raped yet another shit film and screwed the public out of their money.

Mike Newell by Fu Manchu May 20, 2006